:(Emma(Cobalt)must have been busy ,she didnt add my chris-guy perv fic to the list

duh nuh duh duh

she updated it to April 4th i think. :thinking:

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"You mean like a whorehouse?" :lol:

^Exactly :lol: I laughed so hard at that part :laugh3:

Jonny, Jonny, Jonny. :laugh3:

:lol:I cant wait for ch2!!Chris is such a sarcastic person in all our fics:D:D:D

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@jknc---I loved the last paragraph especially. :lol:

 

M A M A

PART 7

 

 

 

 

I woke up crushed to the edge of the chair by someone’s body. I twisted my head around and saw that it was Guy, who was using my chest as a mattress. His head was nestled on my shoulder, and he was apparently asleep. I blinked, looking for Jonny. He was on the couch, definitely fast asleep. His arms were thrown out at odd angles, and the blanket was on the floor. Yes, he was definitely sleeping.

 

“Guy!” I moaned, prodding him in the stomach with my elbow. He groaned and tried to move away, but there was no room. He opened his eyes blearily and groaned once more.

 

“Ow, my head…”

 

“What the hell are you doing down here? On my chair?” I hissed, trying to squeeze away.

 

“Shit…Chris? Is this your arm?”

 

“Yes, that’s my arm.”

 

“Okay. Sorry. And, um…to answer your question…I got lonely.” I was silent for a moment.

 

“You were lonely, so you had to sleep in the same chair as me?”

 

“Well, I tried sleeping along the back of the couch first, but I kept falling off. You’re the affectionate type, aren’t you? I figured you wouldn’t mind.” Guy actually had a point there. I really didn’t mind. I was just pissed because he’d been so mean to me last night.

 

Then I noticed something. There was a perfectly big, empty chair opposite me. “Wait a moment. Why not just sleep on the other armchair? The one on the other side of the couch.” There was a pregnant pause.

 

“I was…cold.”

 

Suddenly, just like that, Mama appeared. I squeaked, making Guy wince and clutch at his head in pain.

 

“Ow! Watch it, I have a hangover!”

 

“Ma…Mam…Mama…!”

 

“She’s back?” whispered Guy, clutching at my arm. “Oh, god… I was hoping everything was a bad dream brought on by the gallons of alcohol I drank last night…”

 

“Hello boys.” said Mama, waving. I practically sobbed in fear, while Guy let out a high-pitched squeal. “Oh, no need for that, Mr. Berryman! You’re a fine, strong boy. I’m sure you could defend yourself if needed.” Guy shrugged slightly, sitting up a bit straighter. I finally gathered enough courage to move, so I decided to stand. Guy watched me nervously while Mama just kept smiling.

 

“What is Jonny in danger from?” I demanded.

 

“I can’t tell you, I’m afraid.” she said, frowning. “But go to my flat for a clue.”

 

“What? Why can’t you tell us?” asked Guy, crossing his arms.

 

“It’s against the rules to meddle with the affairs of the living.”

 

“So you’re…breaking the rules by being here?” I wondered aloud. She nodded, suddenly looking downcast.

 

“But I couldn’t let my grandson…” before she could finish, she disappeared into thin air. I blinked, confused. Guy stood up and looked around.

 

“What was she going to say?”

 

“I don’t know!” I groaned, clutching at my hair desperately. “Shit!”

 

“What’s going on?” Jonny asked blearily, sitting up on the couch. “Chris? Guy?”

 

“Come on, Jon.” I interrupted him. “We’re going to Mama’s house. Now.”

 

@jknc::lol:aww good jonny:heart:

 

"It's all good," he told Guy, "You know how Chris and I get sometimes when I think a song he wrote sucks."

"Yeah," Jonny told him, "They act like spoiled little school boys."

:D:D:lol:

@kyra::lol:Guys so cute “I was…cold.”yeah right:heart:cant wait for the next chapter!!!!!

"You’re the affectionate type, aren’t you? I figured you wouldn’t mind." :lol::lol::lol:

 

So good! So good!

 

And I'm desperate to know what's wrong with Jonny.

jknc, I am loving this one so much, but I am definitely curious about Guy's Tuesday Mornings :sneaky:

:lol:yeah it killing me to know about Guy and Jonny!!!

"I bet he visits a house of ill-repute," Will said.

ROFL!!!:laugh3:

fics:whip::lol:

@jknc-what ( or who :wink3:) is Guy doing on Tuesday mornings? :lol:

 

@Kyra-YAY!!!!!!! :dance:

Brooke:whip:

jknc:whip:

Emma:whip:

 

Forgot anyone? :thinking:

:whistle:

Laura :whip:

 

:lol:

:lol:

 

hey, the only ideas i got are corn, porn, and Tom "pain in the ass" Nook :lol:

porn??:lol:

how about

 

snowball fight?!?!?!?!?!:smug:

a porny snowball fight? :wink3: :laugh1:

Yeah,I liked it!!!

 

 

Wait, porn???:wink3: