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If i were _______, i would ____________

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lf l were a cat, l would sneak in the coldplay tour bus and sleep on their pillows

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If I were Violet Buckland, I would be the happiest little girl alive.

if i were you i would marry me :wacky:

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^ what? :/

 

if i were him, i would stay at that home again and won't leave that girl alone

Okay I know a lot of people here don't speak English as a primary language, but the people who have posted here who do should have corrected the glaring grammar mistake by now.

 

 

If I were _______, I WOULD__________ (not "I Will")

 

Sorry, I'm a bit of a grammar freak sometimes but please change the thread title or else just post correctly from now on. It just bugs me to see the mistake over and over and over and over and over...

 

This

If I were not a procrastinator, I'd be doin' me homeworks right now. :cool:

If I were Chris Martin´s wife, I would never let him rest :wink3: :whip:

if i were a cat, i would drink milk.

^haha :D

 

If i were an owl i would be a white owl.

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if i were in lynnwood, i would study hard and get a good career (i hope!) :D

If I were a boy, I'd be Beyonce.

 

Dammit you beat me! XD

 

If it wasn't too late, I'd say "if I were a boyyy...".

Dammit you beat me! XD

 

If it wasn't too late, I'd say "if I were a boyyy...".

 

:sneaky:

That song is so annoying... xP

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if i were twitter, i would update the site again and so that will not just about asking like "what are you doing?", it could be something else :P

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if i were him, i would protect his girl-friend as well

If I were to have an owner, she would be Electric Candy. :awesome:

If I was Noel Gallagher, I'd get back to being in Oasis.

^ this.

 

if i was Harry Potter i`d make Hermione Granger to kiss me.

(fail. :disappointed: watching harry potter)

If I were that kid from Canada, I would be Talor's buddy :wacky:

:wacky:

 

if i were a canadian i`d marry crests. :escaping2:

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