If I were a cow I would learn to stay out of the road. HeHe. I almost hit a cow tonight.:o:o

If I was an author I would write a really awesome book.

If I was an inventor, I would create really powerful wings so I could fly

If I were Hilter, I would bow down infront of the Jews.

If I were an owl, I would be a white owl.

If I were my mother, I would be confused.

If I were my computer, I would feel very important.

If I were here, I would not be there.

If I were a deer, I would let the car come to a complete halt before finishing my trek across the highway.

If I were Gwyneth Paltrow I would die of happiness

If I were a rockstar, I would tour the world and impact on people's lives like Coldplay have mine.

If I were Justin Bieber, I would behave normal and be happy with what I've got.

If I were Taylor swift I would seduce Chris at the dinner she and gwyneth went to :sneaky:

If I were Jonny Buckland, I would feel myself the best guitarist EVRRR

If I didn't care about my post count, I wouldn't have posted this.

 

 

 

:P

If I were more diligent, I would not be procrastinating. :joy:

If I didn't care about my post count, I wouldn't have posted this.

 

 

 

:P

Lol, that was me before reaching 1000 posts