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Just suck on your plastic spoon

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What's to do?

Didn't they want to play?

Not to fret

Wait a while

Do it again

Glory be!

I died and went to France

Now I'm climbing carpet walls,

For just another chance

 

Not today,

Just suck on your plastic spoon

Chase the thought that

George lassoes the moon

It's gonna come round soon

And when it does,

I'll be falling round the room

 

It's not funny anymore

Had enough

I'm not laughing anymore

Had enough

 

More than this,

I'm more than this

The more I try,

The less it works

Enough is enough

 

What's to do?

Didn't they want to play?

Not to fret, do it again

It's gonna come round soon

I'll be falling round the room.

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They are useful when eating pasta

I read this as Jack suck on your plastic spoon.

 

Which makes it much more hilarious.

I'm sorry but how is this a thread?

 

Fuck off spamming the forum with this crap, I see the front page and none of the threads are appealing, threads like this do that.

They are useful when eating pasta

not to me. They are useless utensils. The fork part isn't long enough to actually poke through anything, and you can't use it as a spoon because of the slots in it. Completely useless, just good for greedy cafeterias who are too cheap to buy separate plastics.

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I'm sorry but how is this a thread?

 

Fuck off spamming the forum with this crap, I see the front page and none of the threads are appealing, threads like this do that.

 

I'm sorry but how is this a post?

ROFL!!11!!!1!!11

 

Oh man, I just made a ROFL !1!1 post...before I read this! Now I'm going to look unauthentic.

"There is no spoon" :stunned:

 

That's why there's a spork! :idea2: (and there is one too...)

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Sporks are good...

 

...Splayds are better

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