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Apparatjik

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I wuv you.

:P

 

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;)

 

luv ya Ab

SEXY SON OF A GUN! :computer:

 

*french-kisses monitor*

 

Night Paula! :kiss:

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berryman cloned? did it really say that? :lol:

what the fuck did they put that for?

 

So that we can all have one each...I've put my order in a for a Berry-clone™ (the Viva model) - it comes with iPhone and lager accessories as standard.

 

You have to pay extra for the X&Y model, as there's more hair on that one... ;)

So that we can all have one each...I've put my order in a for a Berry-clone™ (the Viva model) - it comes with iPhone and lager accessories as standard.

 

You have to pay extra for the X&Y model, as there's more hair on that one... ;)

 

can i order both? :lol:

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Ahhhh, but can you afford both.....Guy ain't cheap you know..

 

..and there's the upkeep, you've gotta keep him stocked up with Marlboros, vinyl records, camera film and genuine New York hotdogs... ;)

I'll stock him up with anything if he's gonna stock ME up with his hotdogs.

 

Anywho...

 

Kirsten scanned the new A-ha album's artwork with the pictures that monsiuer Berryman took:

 

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Ahhhh, but can you afford both.....Guy ain't cheap you know..

 

..and there's the upkeep, you've gotta keep him stocked up with Marlboros, vinyl records, camera film and genuine New York hotdogs... ;)

 

 

 

true. :disappointed:

 

 

then i'll just take this Guy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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^ ahhhhh, not seen that piccy before....:sweatdrop: Gorgeous!!!

 

^^ woah, thanks Ab (& Kirsten) for those scans - beautiful pics :cool:

Meh...Liz already cloned him! :P

 

That I did! :smug: *throws clone Guy some ciggies to keep him happy*

 

Oh btw Paula, have you checked Guy's latest radio interview?

 

He talked about Apparatjik! :stunned:

 

:whip: had me fooled too!! shame! :shifty:

 

berryman cloned? did it really say that? :lol:

what the fuck did they put that for?

 

cus they are IN OUR MINDS! :uhoh: how did they know?!?! :uhoh:

 

So that we can all have one each...I've put my order in a for a Berry-clone™ (the Viva model) - it comes with iPhone and lager accessories as standard.

 

You have to pay extra for the X&Y model, as there's more hair on that one... ;)

 

and more ass on the X&Y one too! :wink3: :P

 

I'll stock him up with anything if he's gonna stock ME up with his hotdogs.

 

Anywho...

 

Kirsten scanned the new A-ha album's artwork with the pictures that monsiuer Berryman took:

 

 

 

ahabooklet2.jpg

 

OHH!:laugh3: naughty Abby :whip:

 

:P sadly i thought the same thing :embarassed:

 

:P

 

and his mountain pics are SO COOL :cool:

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and more ass on the X&Y one too! :wink3: :P

 

hahahaha:lol: I forgot about the diminishing Berry-ass but sadly that's too true...

 

Kirsten scanned the new A-ha album's artwork with the pictures that monsiuer Berryman took:

It's 'monsieur' ;)

 

Wooo THANKS!!! The pics are really cool!!! Guy....WHEN are you gonna release a photobook!! :bomb:

 

In which ITV Guy is talking about Apparatjik??? The last one I heard from him is the one with the canadian guy (where he talks about the sauna, the travis t-shirt and so...)

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In which ITV Guy is talking about Apparatjik??? The last one I heard from him is the one with the canadian guy (where he talks about the sauna, the travis t-shirt and so...)

 

Yeah, don't get excited....he didn't...

 

...Ab was trying to trick me, but I saw thru her trick and played along so's not to embarrass her....

 

:uhoh:

 

:P

Wow, the pics on the A-ha album are awesome :D

Oh btw Paula, have you checked Guy's latest radio interview?

 

He talked about Apparatjik! :stunned:

:shocked2: Did he..? I must have missed that bit ! I heard up to him talking about Nico & fathers day..I didn't realise there was any more...

 

..what did he say?

Nothing! :P

 

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You don't know how much I've been waiting to do this to you, dear Paula! :pleased:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahahahahaha, ohh how i missed you girls :lol: :kiss:

So that we can all have one each...I've put my order in a for a Berry-clone™ (the Viva model) - it comes with iPhone and lager accessories as standard.

 

You have to pay extra for the X&Y model, as there's more hair on that one... ;)

Oh dear Paula, where can i order the Viva version of the Berry-clone™??? :wideeyed:

Even though i like the "extra-features" of the X&Y model :wink3: i don't think it would be possible to detatch him from his Stella.... and i want him to be concious at least half the time :D

Plus, i could always feed my Viva-Guy and keep him haircut-deprived for a while to make him look more to my liking :wacky:

Just a question, how expensive would the "jukebox add-on" be?? I wanna keep my cloned man happy :smug:

 

Oh, and btw...

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: a sandwich

What kind of sandwich boys?? :wink3:

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Oh dear Paula, where can i order the Viva version of the Berry-clone™???

 

Sorry, I ordered the last one...

 

:P

 

You'll have to have an earlier model (comb not included)

 

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;)

 

Oh, and btw...

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: a sandwich

What kind of sandwich boys?? :wink3:

 

i say an apparatchickwich :wacky:

gosh, that's hard to say.

apparatchickwich apparatchickwich apparatchickwich...

I know we've been neglected by the Apparatboys, but that's no reason for the Britney Spears thread to be on page 1 and this one on page 2 :dozey:

Bad chicks :whip:

Sorry, I ordered the last one...

 

:P

 

You'll have to have an earlier model (comb not included)

 

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;)

Boooooooooooooo :dozey:

I guess i'll just have to settle on that one :P :wink3:

i say an apparatchickwich :wacky:

gosh, that's hard to say.

apparatchickwich apparatchickwich apparatchickwich...

Hahahahha there's no way i can say that more than once at a time :lol:

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I know I've said it before...but I wouldn't mind being the meat in an Apparatjikwich..:sneaky:...scottish bread on one side and danish bread on the other, mind...

I know we've been neglected by the Apparatboys, but that's no reason for the Britney Spears thread to be on page 1 and this one on page 2 :dozey:

Bad chicks :whip:

 

Boooooooooooooo :dozey:

I guess i'll just have to settle on that one :P :wink3:

 

Hahahahha there's no way i can say that more than once at a time :lol:

 

haha true. i can type as many times as i want, but i definitely cant SAY it more than once! :lol:

 

I know I've said it before...but I wouldn't mind being the meat in an Apparatjikwich..:sneaky:...scottish bread on one side and danish bread on the other, mind...

 

:lol: sounds tasty!

what kind of meat are you paula? :sneaky:

It's 'monsieur' ;)

Oh well, I've always been a French FAIL...meh! :sad:

I know I've said it before...but I wouldn't mind being the meat in an Apparatjikwich..:sneaky:...scottish bread on one side and danish bread on the other, mind...

Here's your sandwich, Paula:

 

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^bwhahaha...that's a big, thick bit of....er...meat...:uhoh:

 

what kind of meat are you paula? :sneaky:

 

D'uh - I'm the chick-en... ;)

 

 

But we could always add a couple of sausages to the sandwich if you know what I mean [/perv]

 

 

Okay, we really need some proper Apparatjik stuff to discuss...before I bring this thread right down into the gutter...:lol:

Okay, we really need some proper Apparatjik stuff to discuss...before I bring this thread right down into the gutter...:lol:

I agree. :sad:

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