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Apparatjik

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Yeah and there's literally hardly any info about Apparatjik in here....:embarassed:

 

If you want to know anything about them Sarah you're best off just asking...or reading the first 20 pages or so...after that we mostly waffled.

 

Download links are in the Guy B Side Projects thread over in multimedia - there's a link to it in the first post of this thread.

 

Perhaps we should have an Apparatjik FAQ...:thinking:

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Yeah and there's literally hardly any info about Apparatjik in here....:embarassed:

 

Well there is hardly any info. about Apparatjik in general :\

 

We need new stuff! :whip:

Or some Silas-undressing...:sneaky:

 

:P

 

:sneaky: oh yes....

 

Holy shit this thread has more posts that Mew's? :o

 

I am JUST now realizing this? :dozey:

 

:rolleyes:

 

So true...sadly..:(

 

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Yeah and there's literally hardly any info about Apparatjik in here....:embarassed:

 

If you want to know anything about them Sarah you're best off just asking...or reading the first 20 pages or so...after that we mostly waffled.

 

Download links are in the Guy B Side Projects thread over in multimedia - there's a link to it in the first post of this thread.

 

Perhaps we should have an Apparatjik FAQ...:thinking:

 

Yeah.. is really hard to ave info about them.... :\

 

I liked the FAQ idea! You should do it!:D

I want to zip all my 2000 mew/apparatjik related photos into a folder, send them to someone and have them sort them out and add to them. Does that sound farfetched? :thinking: I mean it is over 300MB... But I'm too lazy to do it myself. :\

I did on twitter :whistle:

 

The Apparat-Mew sandwich consists of Bread-Jonas, Apparatchick-Meat & Bread-Mags, and as a special offer I'm even gonna throw in lettuce-Martin 'cause noone seems to give a fuck about him :P

 

Just forget about Mr G, he's not in the market as he's essential to my rhythm section sandwich :smug:

 

 

somehow i read over this fast and in my mind i thought i read, "cause noone seems to fuck him" :P

 

O Liz:embarassed: :P

 

 

 

O but Pris cant we have just a tiny bit of Berryman for the sandwich? He can be the sauce :wink3:

 

I think the FAQ is a very good idea.

 

yeah sounds good.......we do get so side tracked in here!

datascroll. most of these are new to me, and some of them are just old favorites :)

 

A belly button problem.

 

we need to take this relationship to the next level

 

Is it possible for you to send me some of your stuff?

 

Carat Dolls.

 

You talk the talk.

 

Always find the edges.

 

Soon we will enjoy the fruits of your labour.

 

They were out of the green ones. So I got a blue one.

 

A tulip, you say?

 

I think it will be beautiful.

 

Don't worry, we can fix that in Shake.

 

Hello, we are apparatjik and we are lost. <--you better not be:whip:

 

How long since you played dead?

 

A rough day at the office.

 

in the same position as our flatlander, only flummoxed by a higher dimension

 

Our universe may be just one element - one atom, as it were - in an infinite ensemble: a cosmic archipelago. When I said I think you have a big personality, I meant relatively big.

 

Look kids, the sun is up - do you know what this means!? <--just love that one :D

 

This is your world, not theirs.

 

after seeing my quantum-therapist diligently,

i feel i am now in a state much more robust to decoherence

 

Thinking is mental masturbation. <--classic

 

We see painting now more as a tool for writing in an interesting way.

 

I ran up the stairs. But first I stood and considered things. I then ran up the stairs.

 

This emotion, translated into architectural terms, with its distinctive domes. <--Guy?

 

silently disassemble and go off to be other things

 

It's not worth it.

 

Generally best avoided.

 

Are you left-eyed?

 

Any friend of yours is a friends of yours. <--they really need spellcheck :P

 

If so am a declared desire do be about we look on it with happen to this has stepped for by far already what be owing I you? awfully by far and comprehensive. <-- drunk :drunk:?

 

Suffice to say;

 

you can also make rhymes for these words by using words in section 3.5 that rhyme with safe.

 

All these images...

 

Space ends here - mind the gap. <--:lol:

 

I have woven a parachute out of everything broken, careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence

 

It started in 1991. <--one of my very favorite :wacky:

 

Waving the white flag, are we?

 

Whenever my grandmother felt a little unhappy she baked cookies. Try it. <--daw :blush:

 

Laughter and ridicule are the most potent weapons of the revolution.

 

Slaves of success.

 

We have friends in low places. <--:lol:

 

Where is the paper?

 

Jar kip pasta.

 

The circus is in town, and the elephants have practised. <--once again...spellcheck

 

It is hopeless and we're not giving up.

 

What do you want from Apparatjik? Answers on a postcard to S.Claus, 01 Whiteoutville, North Pole. <--another favorite :lol:

 

half a trillion dollars spent, millions of lives lost and all in search of the perfect breakfast cereal

 

I am a choir, so are you

 

Wit is educated insolence.

 

Check your coat. <--:uhoh:

 

Narcissism leaks out of western culture like oil from an edsel. <--I'm pretty sure "edsel" isnt a word. :thinking: do they mean "easel?"

 

When less can be more than enough.

 

Trapped, like a trap in a trap. <--:lol:

 

Don't mind me. <--another fave

 

My lamp is green and has a string; for turning on the bloody thing.

 

Once you try this miracle, your manhood will never leave you. <--:sneaky:

 

Oops, this one fell through the cracks.

 

reductio ad absurdum

 

in the end, the badgers got tired of badgering,

somewhat disillusioned by the irony of it all

 

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

 

We cannot foresee the implications this will have in the future.

 

From coherent to unconcious in a matter of minutes.

 

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

 

The blackboard of Edward Witten.

 

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Er...Miss Prissy - I think you'll find I had first dibs on the rhythm section sandwich

 

<---- Looky see my location - I'm already there ..!! Mwhahaha :P

 

 

Anyway, for it to be an Apparat-Mew sandwich, you'd have to thrown in a bit of Bomato and Silas-dressing too...:wacky: Yummy, this sandwich is sounding tastier by the second...;)

Are you willing to make a little swap then???

I'll give you the full Apparat-Mew sandwich if your willing to share the rhythm section one :wink3:

somehow i read over this fast and in my mind i thought i read, "cause noone seems to fuck him" :P

 

O Liz:embarassed: :P

 

Hahahaha, good one :lol:

 

O but Pris cant we have just a tiny bit of Berryman for the sandwich? He can be the sauce :wink3:

 

Oh, no worries I'm used to sharing the man..... And I think he enjoys it :sneaky:

 

yeah sounds good.......we do get so side tracked in here!

Uhmm, yeah we tend to get a little off topic here :uhoh:

But it wouldn't happen so often if the boys would give us something to talk about :dozey:

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in the end, the badgers got tired of badgering,

somewhat disillusioned by the irony of it all

 

hahaha I love that one...thanks for those datascrolls Lauren, there's a few there I've not seen before, I guess they must have put up a few new ones lately, the sneaky buggers..

 

@Pris, You'd better have the rhythm section sandwich...Will's sausage is putting me off - I'm a vegetarian... :lol:

 

;)

Hahahhahaha :lol:

Hand it over then :sneaky:

datascroll. most of these are new to me, and some of them are just old favorites :)
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

I've always liked that one.... feels so fitting to some people in my life :confused:

Bahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Oh my Guy... I think I just died of laughter :laugh3: :dead:

Enjoy..!

 

 

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Hahahaha :laugh3:

Oh my Guy...

hahah :lol:

So cute I wanna give him a little bite :sneaky:

Hehehe, Will looks like he's having some of that cheese :lol:

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:smug: Glad you chicks enjoyed your lunch..:sneaky:

 

anyway back to business :whip: can anyone suggest any questions for this faq..? I'm working on a little something but could use some ideas for the questions/answers..I don't want to miss anything out..:\

 

 

edit:...and I'm doing short little biog's about each apparatjik...this Guy's..

 

Guy is the bassist for the British band, Coldplay. Apart from bass he also plays guitar, mandolin and drums.

 

..bit short innit? What else can I put in there - any ideas..please..?

Ooohhh that's awesome Paula!!!! :wideeyed:

And this

Apparatjik are four musicians who on occasion have been known to sneak away from their dayjobs and create bizarre, experimental music. They are rather shy and don't give much away, but they seem to have a fondness for robots, lager and skiing.

Brilliant :lol:

 

Bookmarked already :smug:

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Thanks girls :D

 

Now, whenever someone new wants to hear the tracks or know more about them we can direct them there..:smug:

 

Oh, and I must thanks everyone who has added pics/information/tracks/videos etc on here and on the fb group cos these are the places I've pooled all the info from. So, thanks chicks.. :thumbsup:

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