FanDabieDosie Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 What's the silliest/stupidest lyrics you've ever heard? Mine is "Take your shoesies off" :o by the Cheeky Girls... But there are loads out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Well... there's this new song by this band "Electric Six'... its called "Danger... High Voltage" It goes... "Fire in the disco... fire in the disco... fire in the... Ta-co Bell... fire in the disco... fire in the disco... fire in the... gates of hellll... Danger.. Danger... High Voltage... when touch... when we kiss..." Its so retarded its genius!! :lol: I love it! :D Anyone else heard this song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Kay Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Oh gosh, that Electric Six song is so, so hilariously horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Yeah i'm not a fan of the 6!!!! :rolleyes: liam lynch'-united states of whatever has stupid lyrics but the song is funny :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Oh gosh' date=' that Electric Six song is so, so hilariously horrible.[/quote'] EXACTLY!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 I WANNNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAR BAR!!!!!!!!! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About A Girl Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 OK no one hate me ok?? Stupidest lyric....but also very short...Dashboard... [scroll:af63392cf0]YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHEREScreaming infedelities, and taking its wear...[/scroll:af63392cf0] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Kay Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 OK no one hate me ok?? Stupidest lyric....but also very short...Dashboard... [scroll:3bfef68996]YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHEREScreaming infedelities, and taking its wear...[/scroll:3bfef68996] you took the words right out of my mouth. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 a silly, unreleased live only non cover song, Take Me To The Nearest McDonalds - VH Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go We all need to get a little higher Every day so we can get by her I know it feels just like a stab in the back (in the back, in the back) When I go one whole day with no Big Mac Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go So my dad thinks that I'm a no-good jerk He says that I've never done an honest day of work We sit and we fester in McDonald's all day long But this is Vertical Horizon's version of McDonald's song Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go My mom thinks that I'm a no good son She said it's sad that Ray Kroc is gone (Ray who? Ray, the guy who invented McDonald's!) My mom thinks that I'm a no good boy She doesn't understand that we can't all fit in the pool Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go I went into a McDonalds the other day, and I went up to the counter. And I said "I'd like a Big Mac, a large Coke, and a large Sundae with no nuts." She said, "Well, we don't have no sundays with no nuts" and I said "Fine. I want my Big Mac, my large Coke, and my large fries." She said, "That's fine, that'll be $4.87." I said, "$4.87? I only have like three bucks and I got that from like the couch under the RV. Or in the RV, at least." She said, "Well, you can't have your Big Mac," and I said, "Fine. You know, just throw the Big Mac away. Give me my fries and my Coke and let's call it even." So she gives me my meal and I take it back to my orange revolving chair and I prepare to eat. But I open up my Big Mac and it's... and it's not a Big Mac. It's a Whopper. So dazed and confused, I crawl off into McDonaldland. And I'm in McDonaldland and I look for the highest point around and I stumble onto Mayor McCheese. And I climb to the top of Mayor McCheese and I say to myself, "If I can't get a Big Mac in America, is it really worth living?" I mean, I ask you, is it worth living? (No!) Is it worth living?!?!? (NO!) I didn't think so. So I said, "No!" And I jumped. And I died! Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Take me to the nearest McDonald's Cause I wanna go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegadarkblaze Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Ok This by far is the band that would produce stupid lyrics. its blink 182's A New Hope: :lol: I've got her in my head At night when I go to bed And I know it sounds lame, but She's the girl of my dreams And of course I'd do anything for her I'd search the moons of Endor I'd even walk naked through The deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone And even though I'm not as cool as Han I still want to be your man You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need But when you were available, I was Drinking Colt 45's with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina On Mos Eisley Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Princess Leia Princess Leia Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegadarkblaze Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 heres another from the same band next track. :D Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my Dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is a guy Ben Dover Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 :snore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 :lol: They really do have crappy lyrics but I still have a soft spot for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 i have a hateful spot for them :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 "She bangs, She bangs" :lol: :lol: :lol: whatever ricky...whatever "If I could turn back time" ~ Cher :angry: yeah..uh huh, and if i could turn back time she wouldn't exist! :angry: :lol: "dont tell my heart my achey breaky heart" *reaches for the sick bag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 *don't break my heart, my achey breaky heart* :/ :stunned: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 did you ever know that youre my hero you are the wind beneath my wings *bows to porcelain god* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: *some say love, it is a river, that flows lalala???hmmmmm...* :confused: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About A Girl Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 FROM FRIENDS love is as sweet as summer showers love is a wonderous work of art but your love oh your love your love is like a giant pigeon CRAPPING on my heart!!! lol i love phoebe!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 smelly cat smelly cat , what are they feeding you? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelee Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 'Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world, its fantastic..blah blah blah u know what i mean' that has to be by far the stupidest lyrics ive ever heard. oh and also that song that goes 'i get knocked down, but i get up again, no ur never gonna see me down...he drinks a something something''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 'i'm a big big girl, in a big big world, it's not a big big thing, if you mean it' :stunned: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 da da da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 i knew a man called fred fred he was called fred fred :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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