:lol: you perv!!!!!!!

 

so, are you gonna fulfill my dreams and get me tickets to Coldplay?

 

Well fine, whatever.

:rolleyes:.... oh hey that fits "You Perv" "Yeah Right":P

 

For the 100th time go take out the garbage!

 

I would never ever do that

...:uhoh: hmm... So are you gonna do what those guys told you to do?

 

That's good, cuz you would be stupid to.

What do you think if I would never ever be like Paris Hilton?

 

That's why you're isolated.

Do people think I'm crazy??

 

 

I said g'day sir!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

 

Wait 'til your father gets home!

Can I turn on the tractor yet!!!!!!??????????

 

NO! i'm gonna do it now!

I understand that you want to try your new umbrella, but can't you wait until it starts raining?

 

That's why I'm in all my glory!

Did you really beat that little kid up??!!

 

That's not cool.

Somebody stole my car.

 

Because I say so!

Why do I have to wear this Radiohead fan t-shirt?????

 

It's disgusting.

So... what do you think about this melt-in-the-mouth chocolate cake?

 

It's a weeping birch sough.

why is that tree crying?

 

In switzerland

Where do white bears live???

 

Be my guest!

Can I come over tomorrow?

 

I can't, I have to study.

Hey, roommate, can you turn out the light?

 

It's my grandmother's rye field!

what that, over there, that just spontaneously combusted?

 

no i am not high.

Are you high?

:laugh3:

 

Of course I'm not.

are you not high?

:P

 

why would you think that?

Do you like Pumpkin Pie?

 

 

 

You are sexy!

...am i sexy? :rolleyes:

 

how could you?!

I robbed a bank, what do you think about that?

 

You can find it!

Are you gonna tell me where you hid the Chips Ahoy??!!

 

 

Fine, don't tell me.

i don't know if i am a virgin or not!

 

piano

what the hell is that dark, human shape sprawled on the ground?!

 

of course not