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Chris & Jamie's Hang out spot / Sex Bar.

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Welcome welcome, can I get you anything?

 

Maybe a mass orgy?

 

Maybe some vodka?

 

There are only two rules in the Sex bar / Hang out spot........

 

RULE NUMBER ONE: You don't talk about sex bar.

 

RULE NUMBER TWO: Mark/Mudkipz is not allowed in. Sorry, we run a "strictly no cunts" scheme. actually that's not true. because me and chris would therefore be banned. We just dislike Mark/Mudkipz.... And when I say dislike, I mean "mega-loathe"

 

Bon apetité

 

*lubes self up ready for the onslaught.

Its Guy Love.......!!! :heart: :P

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeRNA50Uio]YouTube - re: stop calling me a homo[/ame]

Hahaha, I sent you that!! :D

Glad to know my finds are being appreciated by many :cool:.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8l6_GnCW0]YouTube - If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh[/ame]

YouTube - If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh[/url]

 

That video title ain't true. First time I watched it I thought

 

"Aw, that was humorous"

 

Second Time.

 

"Aw, that happened again. I'm bored now"

 

Hello sex bar people!

Thats what its for buddy!!! :D Me and you :cool: :P.

 

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:lol:

 

good day to you James.

 

That bed looks comfy chris... does it vibrate?

No but my vibrating condom does :P.

 

Hey James :D!!

:lol:

 

good day to you James.

 

That bed looks comfy chris... does it vibrate?

 

Expected Chris Reply: It will be vibrating when we're on it!

Seems fun....:uhoh:

mudkipz.

 

Also:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6sDseFvqc]YouTube - Bo Fo' Sho' My whole family[/ame]

^Bahahahaha

 

I want that bed. Can I have that bed? Give me that bed! :)

^Bahahahaha

 

I want that bed. Can I have that bed? Give me that bed! :)

 

You mean you want to be ON that bed right?! :lol: :P :P

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^ how would you know? you've never had it.... oh, you've watched porn?

I see.

 

:P

 

SEX BAR IS IN MOTION!

^ how would you know? you've never had it.... oh, you've watched porn?

I see.

 

:P

 

SEX BAR IS IN MOTION!

 

Ohhh burn Jamie!! :laugh4: :cool:.

 

Thats my big loveable bear.

^ how would you know? you've never had it.... oh, you've watched porn?

I see.

 

:P

 

SEX BAR IS IN MOTION!

what's a porn?

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Big as in fat?

 

or big as in phat?

 

or big as in 'Jesus, you're hung like a bi-polar nazi jewboy hating Giraffe?

Big as in the size of your ego :P :P.

Can I get a vodka cranberry! ive had a long day!!

 

:P

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one comin' right up!

 

Can I get you anything else young sir?

maybe a lapdance from one of our finest ladie laquers?

Big as in fat?

 

or big as in phat?

 

or big as in 'Jesus, you're hung like a bi-polar nazi jewboy hating Giraffe?

 

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