I hate you all. :heart:

I <3 Paul.

wish I could but my bf Jonny would be jealous :wacky:

 

Lore here you are, love of my life, fire of my loins, Lo-r-e! How I LONG for you and PINE on you EVERY SINGLE DAY LORE, how I obtain SEXUAL OBSESSION for you which is unsatisfied! How I do so try to make sex act for you but cannot! You must surely come upon me!

I'm sorry but I don't have the same feelings for you

:cry:

I'm sorry but I don't have the same feelings for you

 

Then maybe instead of me pleasuring yourself I just make pleasure with myself into the face of yourself! :stunned:

 

Why you pretend you do not have love for me?

:laugh3:

 

because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm married :o

:laugh3:

 

because

 

I'm married :o

 

As I obtain understanding, I have had married lady pretend she is not in love with me before you know! :laugh3: But I tell you same thing I spoke to her; "Don't have worries, I am not married!"

I'm married

 

PWNED

Lore here you are, love of my life, fire of my loins, Lo-r-e! How I LONG for you and PINE on you EVERY SINGLE DAY LORE, how I obtain SEXUAL OBSESSION for you which is unsatisfied! How I do so try to make sex act for you but cannot! You must surely come upon me!

 

Then maybe instead of me pleasuring yourself I just make pleasure with myself into the face of yourself! :stunned:

 

Why you pretend you do not have love for me?

 

As I obtain understanding, I have had married lady pretend she is not in love with me before you know! :laugh3: But I tell you same thing I spoke to her; "Don't have worries, I am not married!"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:lol: you crack me up duuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

Yeah I'm a funny guy.

wish I could but my bf Jonny would be jealous :wacky:

 

ahem!

 

 

I thought Jonny was dating Viri :confused:

 

 

Yes, exactly, so back off......beeeeaaaaachhh!:P

No thanks, just got back from the beach.

 

^I feel like Mark now for making such a crappy joke... :sick:

oh that wasn't for you...that was for Loretoooooooo

^^ your attempt to a Mark pun was an Epic Fail sir.

^^ your attempt to a Mark pun was an Epic Fail sir.

 

Are you saying it was even worse than one of Mark's puns? I hate my life.

where is Mark anyway???????

 

 

:huh:

Do you seriously miss Mark?

Are you saying it was even worse than one of Mark's puns? I hate my life.

 

At least his are ridiculous to the point where they are funny. Yours just made me put a gun to my head... Unfortunately for you, i didn't pull the trigger. Felt like i had some stuff left to live.

At least his are ridiculous to the point where they are funny. Yours just made me put a gun to my head... Unfortunately for you, i didn't pull the trigger. Felt like i had some stuff left to live.

 

How is that unfortunate for me?

okay that is not even funny......

Back to the topic at hand...

yes, back to the topic people!!!!! >>>> :shifty:

:embarrassed: sorry...