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Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: God I hope you don't want to have camsex

Stranger: im borat

You: ooh!

You: Cool.

Stranger: why u are gay?

You: No, I just am not into camsex w/ random strangers

Stranger: im you

You: Nope, I'm me and she's she

Stranger: u he or she?

You: I'm actually a hermaphrodite

Stranger: nice, you have a pain in the ass

You: Yeah, I have a cancerous tumor growing over my multisexual anus

You: so I do have a pain in the ass

Stranger: good for yu

You: actually, it isn't good

You: I have three months to live

Stranger: fuck drink and smoke

You: Actually I'm a nun, and I'm also straightedge

You: so I'm sort of fucked on the enjoying life front

You: Thank God I'm not a vegetarian

Stranger: vegetarians put food in the ass

Stranger: aaaaaples, tomatos

Stranger: ....

You: Really?

You: I thought they just ate vegetables

You: and no meat

You: thanks for enlightening me

Stranger: i see youtube

You: Well, I see dead people

You: So I win

You: Cuz dead people > YouTube

Stranger: im a pig

You: I'm a stallion

Stranger: i have a 23 cm sex machine

You: I have an army tank

You: I could run over your house with it

Stranger: i know where do u live

Stranger: i gonna f u

Stranger: :(

You: Well I'm not going to tell you if you're only going to come to rape me D:

You: You should bring roses or something at least

You: I has question.

You: Are you masturbating right now? O_O

Stranger: white rose movement

You: cuz that'd be weird

You: Also akward

Stranger: yah 3 times

You: Wow!

You: I have such prowess in teh bedrooms B)

Stranger: and u?

Stranger: no?

You: Nope.

You: I'm laughing my ass off at you actually

You: far too busy to be masturbating ;)

Stranger: 1030 kg

You: Your weight?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: 'want to buy some drugs?

You: As I mentioned I am a straightedge carnivourous nun

You: so no thanks

Stranger: u are a kid

Stranger: litlla

You: Actually no

You: they don't let children into the church

You: You take like five minutes in between replies

You: it's sort of pissing me off

You: you're a terrible conversation partner.

You: Have a nice life.

You have disconnected.

:lol:

 

I got a new haircut.

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Stranger: Hi

You: OH MY GOD

 

Stranger: yeah i'm your god

You: CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN

You: IS THAT YOU???

Stranger: glad see you

Stranger: no

Stranger: its so long name

You: CHRIS MARTIN I AM THE BIGGEST FAN OF YOU EVER

You: <3<3<3

Stranger: haha

You: I OWN ALL OF YOUR BAND'S ALBUMS

You: I THINK YOUR MUSIC SPEAKS TO MY SOUL

Stranger: ))))))))))))))))

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: you so funny

You: YOU ARE ALSO OUTRAGEOUSLY HOT

Stranger: chris martin must love you

Stranger: i hope so

You: I know I love CHRIS MARTIN

You: SINCE YOU ARE HIM

You: AND I LOVE YOU

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: no thanks

You: AHHH I JUST TOUCHED YOU ON THE ARM

You: I FEEL SO LUCKY

Stranger: i am just your god

You: How's Apple doing? =]

Stranger: aplle doing?

Stranger: kk

You: What about Moses?

You: Have you given him a haircut yet?

Stranger: i don't understand cuz im in poor english

Stranger: kk

You: What choo talkin bout?

Stranger: it was nice talking

You: You're CHRIS FUCKING MARTIN

You: OF COURSE YOU HAVE GOOD ENGLISH

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkk

You: NO CHRIS DON'T GO

Stranger: bye

You: NO

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MILICA

 

You got here SEVEN MINUTES before my dad kicks me off!! :shifty:

Hello everyone. :nice:

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You: I'm not here

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:laugh3:

Stranger: i see youtube

You: Well, I see dead people

You: So I win

You: Cuz dead people > YouTube

 

:lol::lol:

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You: I'm not here

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:lol::lol:

I love Omegle :heart:

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: gay ?

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bye

bye :nice:

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Stranger: Hi

You: OH MY GOD

 

Stranger: yeah i'm your god

You: CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN

You: IS THAT YOU???

Stranger: glad see you

Stranger: no

Stranger: its so long name

You: CHRIS MARTIN I AM THE BIGGEST FAN OF YOU EVER

You: <3<3<3

Stranger: haha

You: I OWN ALL OF YOUR BAND'S ALBUMS

You: I THINK YOUR MUSIC SPEAKS TO MY SOUL

Stranger: ))))))))))))))))

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: you so funny

You: YOU ARE ALSO OUTRAGEOUSLY HOT

Stranger: chris martin must love you

Stranger: i hope so

You: I know I love CHRIS MARTIN

You: SINCE YOU ARE HIM

You: AND I LOVE YOU

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: no thanks

You: AHHH I JUST TOUCHED YOU ON THE ARM

You: I FEEL SO LUCKY

Stranger: i am just your god

You: How's Apple doing? =]

Stranger: aplle doing?

Stranger: kk

You: What about Moses?

You: Have you given him a haircut yet?

Stranger: i don't understand cuz im in poor english

Stranger: kk

You: What choo talkin bout?

Stranger: it was nice talking

You: You're CHRIS FUCKING MARTIN

You: OF COURSE YOU HAVE GOOD ENGLISH

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkk

You: NO CHRIS DON'T GO

Stranger: bye

You: NO

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MILICA

 

You got here SEVEN MINUTES before my dad kicks me off!! :shifty:

 

LOL

Also, hi and bye.

 

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:lol:

bye :nice: :kiss:

bye! :nice:

:mickey: bye Mickey

Mickeys going? :surprised:

Hello :P

Hi :nice:

Hi! :nice:

Hello Parachutes, hello Paul....

How are you today? :D

We're bored. :lol:

My name's Maja btw. What's yours?