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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl? 19/f/cali here

You: I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS

Stranger: hello?

You: HELTER SKELTER

You: HELTER SKELTER

Stranger: seems like this chat isnt working

You: HELTER SKELTER

You: when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide

 

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

WTF is this?

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Pauls house.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS_MauJshXU]YouTube - The Fall - My New House[/ame]

My house ain't so big.

My dad's being annoying again -_-

 

He won't let me do anything fun during the summer. Ahhh.

same. its UBER small

 

@sara: :hug:

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Stranger: heyyy

Stranger: asl?

You: I GOT BLSTERS ON MY FINGERS

You: LOOK OUT

You: HELTER SKELTER

Stranger: awzome!

 

Stranger: OMG WHERE!

 

You: HEEEEELTER SKEEEELTER

Stranger: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

You: aww

Stranger: so much

You: why?

Stranger: ive been lookin for you everywhere

Stranger: <33333

Stranger: will you marry me?

You: sure

Stranger: are you f or m?

You: why not?

You: m

You: but i'm gay

You: btw

You: are you a nun?

Stranger: im f

Stranger: ;)

You: are you zooey deschanel?

You: if so

You: i'd go straight for you

Stranger: nooooo im demalynn rose ;)

Stranger: do you have a myspace?

 

You: nope

You: do you like radiohead?

Stranger: I HATE YOU.

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:uhoh:

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyyy

Stranger: asl?

You: I GOT BLSTERS ON MY FINGERS

You: LOOK OUT

You: HELTER SKELTER

Stranger: awzome!

 

Stranger: OMG WHERE!

 

You: HEEEEELTER SKEEEELTER

Stranger: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

You: aww

Stranger: so much

You: why?

Stranger: ive been lookin for you everywhere

Stranger: <33333

Stranger: will you marry me?

You: sure

Stranger: are you f or m?

You: why not?

You: m

You: but i'm gay

You: btw

You: are you a nun?

Stranger: im f

Stranger: ;)

You: are you zooey deschanel?

You: if so

You: i'd go straight for you

Stranger: nooooo im demalynn rose ;)

Stranger: do you have a myspace?

 

You: nope

You: do you like radiohead?

Stranger: I HATE YOU.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

:laugh3:

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Stranger: horny?

You: Like a wasp.

Stranger: f or m?

You: f

You: but I'm a lesbian

Stranger: nice me too

Stranger: do you have pics of you?

You: yea

Stranger: do you want give me a link?

You: http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/fat_guy_in_car.jpg

You: that's me

You: sexy eh?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: really?

You: Yes.

You: I'm serious.

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HAHAHA.

 

people on omegle are so stupid XD

Then you'd get lonely :hug:

 

I don't think so..

People who move out of home say it's the best thing ever.

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Stranger: horny?

You: Like a wasp.

Stranger: f or m?

You: f

You: but I'm a lesbian

Stranger: nice me too

Stranger: do you have pics of you?

You: yea

Stranger: do you want give me a link?

You: http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/fat_guy_in_car.jpg

You: that's me

You: sexy eh?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: really?

You: Yes.

You: I'm serious.

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HAHAHA.

 

people on omegle are so stupid XD

 

LOL.

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Stranger: horny?

You: Like a wasp.

Stranger: f or m?

You: f

You: but I'm a lesbian

Stranger: nice me too

Stranger: do you have pics of you?

You: yea

Stranger: do you want give me a link?

You: http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/fat_guy_in_car.jpg

You: that's me

You: sexy eh?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: really?

You: Yes.

You: I'm serious.

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HAHAHA.

 

people on omegle are so stupid XD

 

:lol:

brb guys i must fill my belly with breakfast foods.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You: john?

Stranger: i m jakey

You: lennon?

Stranger: u r looking for lennon?

You: i'm looking for a lemon

Stranger: oh...he s not here

You: HELTER SKELTER

You: LOOK OUT

You: HELTER. FUCKING. SKELTER

Stranger: what's wrong with u?

You: LOOK OUUTT

You: HELTER.SKELTER

You: COMING DOWN FAST

You: YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: DEAR

Stranger: sweetie~

Stranger: what's going on?

You: THEY ARE COMING

Stranger: who?

You: PAUL MCCARTNEY

You: AND

You: RINGO STARR

Stranger: who are they?

You: WTF?

Stranger: what?

You: PAUL?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: who si paul?

You: PAUL MCCARTNEY

Stranger: okay

Stranger: he is not here

You: WTF?

You: PAUL?

You: WHERE ARE YOU?

Stranger: u must be crazy

Stranger: r u okay?

You: Ever done LSD?

You: PAUL...

You: IS DEAD

Stranger: sorry to hear that

Stranger: but how?

You: WE BURIED HIM

You: AT THE END OF THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS

Stranger: why did u do that?

You: I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY

You: ABOUT THE LUCKY MAN WHO MADE THE GRADE

You: LOOK OUT

You: HELTER.FUCKING.SKELTER

You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: oh gosh...

You: when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide

where i stop and i turn and i go for a ride

till i get to the bottom and i see you again.

 

do you, don't you want me to love you

i'm coming down fast but i'm miles above you

tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer

well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

 

helter skelter helter skelter

helter skelter.

 

will you, won't you want me to make you

i'm coming down fast but don't let me break you

tell me tell me tell me the answer

you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

 

look out helter skelter helter skelter

helter skelter

 

look out, cause here she comes.

 

when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide

and i stop and i turn and i go for a ride

and i get to the bottom and i see you again

 

well do you, don't you want me to make you

i'm coming down fast but don't let me break you

tell me tell me tell me the answer

you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

 

look out helter skelter helter skelter

helter skelter

look out helter skelter

she's coming down fast

yes she is

yes she is.

Stranger: is that lyric?

You: YEP

Stranger: nice song

You: IT'S NOT A SONG

You: IT'S....

You: IT'S A PLAN

Stranger: what are u doing now?!

 

You: SMOKING POT

Stranger: okay.i think u'd better go to the hell!

You: AWWW

You: WHY?

You: DO YOU LIKE RADIOHEAD?

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: THEY ARE COMING

Stranger: they gonna kill u

Stranger: burn u

Stranger: and eat u

You: O RLY?

Stranger: yes

You: STRAWBERRY FIELDS

You: NOTHING IS REAL

You: NOTHING TO GET HUNG ABOUT

You: STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

Stranger: oh.i love strawberies

You: :d

You: :D

You: BEST.OMEGLE.CONVERSATION.EVER

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