I'm going to ask you the question my friend asked me today,

 

If you put two microwaves on at the same power and facing each other,

how long does it take for the chicken to defrost?

 

 

 

 

 

:wtf: do you have the answer? D:

The same amount of time as it would have without the microwaves, if it's on the cupboard.

 

I just suddenly got confused.

Is the chicken sticking out of both microwaves? Because then still the same because it won't turn on.

D:

Describe your weirdest or one of your weirdest dreams.

 

EDIT: Sorry it wasn't asked in question format, but . . . yeah.

you're so wise :nice:

 

 

 

 

why does my hair smell of pancakes even though i haven't had them in weeks?

Do you miss your old account?

Describe your weirdest or one of your weirdest dreams.

 

EDIT: Sorry it wasn't asked in question format, but . . . yeah.

 

I don't really know, I dream pretty normal things. Like last night I dreamed Apparatjik's concert was playing on Tv. :thinking:

Once EmmaLouiseSmyth was in my dream once though, in the crowd because I was walking down the street singing Symmetry by Mew and then Jonas bjerre came and he was all like "yo gangsta, wanna sing on stage with me?" and I was like "woohoo" but he kept forgetting the words to his songs and I wouldn't sing unless he sang and the concert was a fail but I didn't want the crowd to think I was a failure, especially since Emma was there and yeah. :P

But I don't find these weird in any way, I wish I had cool dreams. :disappointed:

 

WHOA EMMA, MAYBE THIS MY SUBCONCIOUS WAS TELLING ME THAT I WANT TO IMPRESS YOU. :P

you're so wise :nice:

 

 

 

 

why does my hair smell of pancakes even though i haven't had them in weeks?

 

I sure am. :smart:

 

Have you ever watched movie previews and then wanted snacks? Your hair is telling you to go buy pancakes subliminally. :awesome:

Do you miss your old account?

 

Even though it was my first, no because it was a lame attempt at being someone else and I made the wrong decision as how to make it to fool people because I went for the "overly boring and friendly noob" and then I got bored of it but couldn't do anything about it even when I tried. :awesome:

 

Not An Alias though, that's one fine lad. :charming:

What was your old account's name? (am very curious) :wacko:

 

WHOA EMMA, MAYBE THIS MY SUBCONCIOUS WAS TELLING ME THAT I WANT TO IMPRESS YOU. :P

 

 

I sure am. :smart:

 

Have you ever watched movie previews and then wanted snacks? Your hair is telling you to go buy pancakes subliminally. :awesome:

 

 

:laugh4: You still haven't ever been in my dreams, though if i was you i'd stay out :nice: it's fucked up in there.

 

:o i better go make some.

What was your old account's name? (am very curious) :wacko:

 

That 42clocks on that put an :) on the end of everything because I was too bored to think of anything else to do with it. I made it and never used it because I wasn't really supposed to join and just remembered it recently and wanted to see if I could fool people. :awesome:

Like I said, I need alias lessons because I have no creativity with these things as I created the most boring alias ever. :wacky:

 

Or at least I think that's who we're talking about, because I don't think it's Not An Alias. :thinking:

That 42clocks on that put an :) on the end of everything because I was too bored to think of anything else to do with it. I made it and never used it because I wasn't really supposed to join and just remembered it recently and wanted to see if I could fool people. :awesome:

Like I said, I need alias lessons because I have no creativity with these things as I created the most boring alias ever. :wacky:

 

Or at least I think that's who we're talking about, because I don't think it's Not An Alias. :thinking:

 

I knew it was you! *pats self on back* :p

:laugh4: You still haven't ever been in my dreams, though if i was you i'd stay out :nice: it's fucked up in there.

 

:o i better go make some.

 

IN YOUR DREAMS. :snobby:

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOO I MADE A FUNNY.

 

You'd better D:

 

MORE QUESTIONS, THIS IS FUN. :awesome:

:uhoh2:

 

I knew it was you! *pats self on back*

 

Even after I went through all that work using 2 computers so it looked like it wasn't me. :shifty:

ALIAS DAY IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU. :evil:

:laugh4:

trololololololol.

 

 

 

 

what's your claim to fame?

What's your favorite rock?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? :thinking:

:laugh4:

trololololololol.

 

 

 

 

what's your claim to fame?

 

On here the only reason I would have any "fame" is my post count I'm guessing.

I don't really think anyone here has achieved fame though. :awesome:

 

And in real life................people have told me I'm funny? :shrug::wtf:

 

Terrible answer, I know. :P

The moral of this story is, I don't have one. :cheesy:

 

What's your favorite rock?

 

Does sea glass count?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? :thinking:

 

I dunno. :awesome:

I don't think so.

Does sea glass count?

.

 

Sure :awesome:

 

What's your favorite thing to do when you're home alone? I play music really loud :wacko:

what's your Jam?

 

 

 

 

( not a fruit preservative but a song :nice: )

Sure :awesome:

 

What's your favorite thing to do when you're home alone? I play music really loud :wacko:

 

Usually when I'm at home the first thing I do is turn on the tv and see what is on,

and then I usually make a bowl of noodles. :awesome:

Mostly I'm on here playing my music out loud because for some reason I don't like other people listening to my music.

And if I have any cds I got from the library I want I put them on my mommeh's computer. :awesome:

Is my life exciting or what? :cheesy:

 

what's your Jam?

 

 

 

 

( not a fruit preservative but a song )

 

At the moment it's Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce. :cheesy:

I love that song and it's always like YEAH ROCK OUT AND GO CRAZY AND STUFF.

word up.

 

STOP TELEPHONING ME-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH :awesome:

Usually when I'm at home the first thing I do is turn on the tv and see what is on,

and then I usually make a bowl of noodles. :awesome:

Mostly I'm on here playing my music out loud because for some reason I don't like other people listening to my music.

And if I have any cds I got from the library I want I put them on my mommeh's computer. :awesome:

Is my life exciting or what? :cheesy:

 

 

 

At the moment it's Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce. :cheesy:

I love that song and it's always like YEAH ROCK OUT AND GO CRAZY AND STUFF.

word up.

 

STOP TELEPHONING ME-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH :awesome:

 

 

Life sure is exciting! :lol:

 

 

 

CALL WHEN YOU WANT BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE! :dance:

 

 

At the moment it's Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce. :cheesy:

I love that song and it's always like YEAH ROCK OUT AND GO CRAZY AND STUFF.

word up.

 

STOP TELEPHONING ME-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH :awesome:

 

 

FUCK YEAH, it's mine too :cool3:

Life sure is exciting! :lol:

 

 

 

CALL WHEN YOU WANT BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE! :dance:

 

That's my idea of a friday night party. :awesome: :lol:

STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON'T WANNA THINK ANYMORE

FUCK YEAH, it's mine too :cool3:

 

OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. :cheesy:

:cheesy:

 

 

how many days til christmas?

and what should i get ?

:cheesy:

 

 

how many days til christmas?

and what should i get ?

 

253, and for others?

Everybody wants a pony, keep that in mind. :charming: