You get a cocktail

 

I put in a teddy bear

you get a sufjan

 

I put in a glass of milk

You get over 9000.

 

I put in a computer.

You get "du er elendig".

 

I put in a hair brush.

You get a parrot.

 

I put in a typo.

You get a little red line under the typo that can mentally upset certain types of people.

 

I put in an orange.

You get a purple.

 

I put in a sock puppet.

You get a Bjerre.

 

I put in a disgusting men's fragrance.

You get a horseshoe.

 

I put in a nose.

you get a tissue

 

I put in Coldplay

You get a pair of used underpants.

 

I put in a bottle of orange juice.

You get a sinus infection.

 

I put in a paperclip.

you get a printer.

 

I put in a pen.

you get an octopus

 

I put in a crayon

You get a pair of jeans.

 

I put it a tube of mascara.

You get Posh Spice.

 

I put in a lottery ticket.

You get a chicken nugget.

 

I put in a candle.

You get glowstick.

 

I put in Courtney Love.

You get a bidoof.

 

I put in a microwave.

You get cancer.

 

I put in a cat.

You get a lol.

 

I put in a suitcase.

you get snow

 

I put in self-esteem

You get a gift certificate at Wal-Mart.

 

I put in a vending machine.

You get a piece of paper.

 

I put in a toothbrush.

You get a pot of flower.

 

I put in a TV.