I get fiction

 

i put in an actor

You get an actress

 

I put in shorts

i get a shirt

 

you put perfume in

You get a headache.

 

I put in the piano sheet music for Beethovens 9th Symphony.

you get a symphony

 

you put 10 dollars in

you get 20 dollars back.

 

 

I put in a bag of weed

ouuuu i get ohh so high

 

 

 

you put a yellow balloon in

you get back confetti

 

you put in your hand

It doesn't come back.

 

I put in a piece of Lego.

you get a brick castle

 

you put pineapple.....

You get a seriously revolting pizza.

 

I put in a Suodoku.

you get a supermarket

 

I put in tights

you get robbing hood

 

you put in jonny depp

you get a whisker

 

I put in a mirror

You get Gerard Butler, what a rip-off!

 

I put in a cable.

 

EDIT: Oh, that didn't work as well now.

I get cable car

 

I put in snow you get ...........

You get ice-tea.

 

I put in a yoga-mat.

you get a downward dog

 

I put ballet shoes in you get .......

You get a ballerina without feet, tough luck.

 

I put in Braddock.

you get a remote control

 

I put in a ponytail

You ger a zeebra

 

I put in a white tiger

You get Sigfreed and Roy.

 

I put in a shot of tequila

you get tequlia sunrie

 

you put an apricot in

you get a church

 

I put in a prime minister

You get bullshit.

 

I put in bullshit.