I'd give him Thom Yorke :wacko:

 

If you gave me Thom Yorke personally I'd be your friend for life, very good choice ma'am.

I would touch his peepee then run away...

^ROFL

 

If you gave me Thom Yorke personally I'd be your friend for life, very good choice ma'am.

 

We can share :sneaky:

Give him a Can of Spam.

I wouldn't recognize him :/

Probably take him to a bar and buy him a couple drinks. Then we'd go to one of those awesome titty clubs they've got in Istanbul and drop a few hundred on lap dances. Next we'd get some orange mocha frappuccinos from the Starbucks and take a trip to the zoo to see all the wild animals... and we might even free some of them!

 

Then we'd get back and play some Wii. Super Monkey Ball.

 

:laugh3: Sounds like an awesome plan!

What about Super Donkey Kong:David Ker Edition?

This - :disappointed:

:wink3:...

punch him in los huevos

 

 

then buy him an el beer :wacky:

"an el beer."

 

lol.

so bad.

Would talk about Radiohead for hours

You can do that without meeting Paul, you know.

well...

 

I would also ask him if he's Paul McCartney in disguise. Which I can also ask here...

But you can have him pull off his Paul mask if you meet him in person!

i stick with my original answer