August 9, 200916 yr Maybe Guy is a robot. Perhaps Chris, Jonny, and Will forged him out of a blessed Fender Pricision bass... ... ... :shocked3: It all makes perfect sense now....
August 9, 200916 yr this has probably been posted before but i'm too lazy to read through everything to double check :P Chris as a little boy :wacky::wacky:!!!!! :heart:!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 9, 200916 yr this has probably been posted before but i'm too lazy to read through everything to double check :P Chris as a little boy :wacky::wacky:!!!!! :heart:!!!!!!!!!!!!! It has, but that's okay, cuz that is the CUTEST picture of Chris. :heart: :heart:
August 9, 200916 yr We must send a letter to Mama Berryman and demand a picture of Guy as a wee lad. Dear Mrs. Berryman, We love your son. Very much. In fact, we love him so much that we are dying to see what he looked like as a little boy. I know that sounds a bit creepy, but I assure you, we are definitely not stalkers. Please send us your family photo album. Sincerely yours, Kyra
August 9, 200916 yr We must send a letter to Mama Berryman and demand a picture of Guy as a wee lad. Dear Mrs. Berryman, We love your son. Very much. In fact, we love him so much that we are dying to see what he looked like as a little boy. I know that sounds a bit creepy, but I assure you, we are definitely not stalkers. Please send us your family photo album. Sincerely yours, Kyra nice :D ...she can send fully photo album... by the maternal hospital to "Guy as a teenager" ouuu yes :lol: and a few photos from Guy´s wedding...I´m so curious, how he looked upon the day....:rolleyes:
August 10, 200916 yr Maybe Guy is a robot. Perhaps Chris, Jonny, and Will forged him out of a blessed Fender Pricision bass... ... ... Q: What sort of bass guitar do you use? Guy: It's a Fender Precision Bass. I have flirted with others, but you always go back to the one you love.
August 10, 200916 yr Q: What sort of bass guitar do you use? Guy: It's a Fender Precision Bass. I have flirted with others, but you always go back to the one you're made of. :surprised:
August 10, 200916 yr Oh dear. Perhaps this may remind you why there aren't any childhood Guy photos... ...And so after the concert, Chris quietly put away the 'Sexy Bassist' prop into the store room where it waits to be used again in the next concert...
August 10, 200916 yr ^ :laugh3: Q: What sort of bass guitar do you use? Guy: It's a Fender Precision Bass. I have flirted with others, but you always go back to the one you love. All right. We're onto you, Guy...
August 10, 200916 yr Oh dear. Perhaps this may remind you why there aren't any childhood Guy photos... :laugh4: :laugh4: I really am begining to believe in this theory... :smug2:
August 11, 200916 yr Dear god! GUY IS A ROBOT! :bigcry: :laugh4: Well...if he's a robot...and he has a kid..how the HELL would that be possible???!! Do robots even have sperm? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
August 11, 200916 yr love the direction this thread has taken...all the theories about Guy being a robot! :lol: Step 1: + Step 2: Result: (ok, so the attached "head" isn't even Guy...but that's my humble contribution to this theory & how he got made. :P :dozey: )
August 11, 200916 yr is there proof that Nico's his? it could all just be a cover. Plus he admitted in an interview that he doesn't feel like a dad. Who else thinks that this joke/theory should have its own thread? :P
August 11, 200916 yr Plus he admitted in an interview that he doesn't feel like a dad. Who else thinks that this joke/theory should have its own thread? :P :lol: i was gonna say that, but i felt that this basically is its thread. but yeah, we should make another thread. :P
August 11, 200916 yr The evidence keeps piling up, I think it should definitely have its own thread if only to get this revelation out to all Coldplay fans :D And I remember that interview, it was around fathers day and when the interviewer asked what he was doing for fathers day Guy replied that he should call his dad and seemed surprised to be reminded of his own daughter having to call him. I always found that rather strange...
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