Do you know any bad jokes?

 

The hair cut one is pretty much it. :P

Now I really have to go :dozey: bye :laugh3::hug:

I didn't understand it.

Now I really have to go :dozey: bye :laugh3::hug:

 

Bye :(:hug:

Woah, I just discovered the Immature poop thread. :uhoh:

The who thread?

Ohai

Mike this is seriously really good :wacky:

The who thread?

 

You don't want to see it :lol:

 

(it's in the coldplay section)

Do you know any bad jokes?

yes... these are some that i know... i'm sure there's many more i just can't remember them

 

Q: How many dead people are in the cemetary?

 

A: All of them

 

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Q: Why is there a gate around a cemetary?

 

A: People are just dying to get in

 

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Person 1: Will you remember me tomorrow?

 

Person 2: Yes

 

P1: Will you remember me in a week?

 

P2: Yes

 

P1: Will you remember me in a year?

 

P2: Yes

 

P1: I think you will forget me

 

P2: I won't

 

P1: Knock, Knock?

 

P2: Who's There?

 

P1: See you already forgot about me!

 

Mike this is seriously really good :wacky:

 

cool! glad you like it

I wanna see! :cheesy:

Haha I knew the cemetry one. :P

:laugh3:

I suck at jokes :uhoh:

they're not my jokes... my dad and his siblings told that one...

 

 

they can be so corny sometimes :P

Jeniva - I suck at remembering the punch lines :laugh3:

 

My cousin told me one about how Canada got it's name...something that they pulled letters out of a hat "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?" :lol:

:lol:

Mmmmm I think I have to go shopping or something. :tongue:

Snow crystals

Shopping what? :cheesy:

Snow crystals

 

melting in the sunshine

snow crystals :heart:

 

Shopping what? :cheesy:

 

For food or something. :sick:

Oh :sick:

Mike when you become famous you gotta remember all the litle people. :blush: