Neither did I :laugh3:

 

 

Although maybe it should refer to someone else *coughJonnycough*

 

 

 

Russell: Look there Tom, that Coldplay guys are doing there things again

Tom: I would never do THAT with our Chris

Neither did I :laugh3:

 

 

Although maybe it should refer to someone else *coughJonnycough*

 

It was thinking the same. :sneaky:

 

________________________________________

More old ones :dancing:

Chris: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS BY SUING US AGAIN. PREPARE TO DIE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRR!!!!!

- Epic picture!

"And it was all, like, CAWCAWSHMOOBLAGOOSH! as it dropped to the ground, DEAD!"

 

"In Today's News: Ridiculously scruffy man shot by bazooka"

 

 

Strawberry rain! You are freaking awesome at this. :awesome: - Sorry, I don't know your real name. :nice:

 

And the very first cake post! :awesome:

 

Guy: "If you want to be in a picture with Paul. You gotta stand out. I'm going for the creepy look *squinting eyes, right eyebrow raised, little smile, body slightly forward* DONE!"

Will: "I'm gonna give you some competition in a second, Berryman"

Chris: "I'm just gonna pretend to know what he is joking about and laugh"

Jonny: "Cake"

 

The sneaky and cunning Chris Martin stalks the Buckland stealthily. Any sudden movements and the guitarist may be startled and flee to find cake.

 

Epic cakeness :laugh3:

 

 

true true :laugh3:

 

 

Edit:

Does somebody have a tekst to this picture?

They all look funny but I have no idea for a tekst.

Jonny: Will, don't. Whatever you're thinking, just don't.

Chris: *Ok so I'll pretend i'm a respectful guy and i'll just look at the camera and smile*

Guy: where are you guys looking at??

OMG literally dying out of laughter from these pics!:awesome:

Because I'm tired of any cake jokes, here are some funnies WITHOUT any cake involvements :rolleyes::

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will: And then I actually lost the bet and had to drink the whole bottle of wodka.

Jonny: Shhhhhit man, sucks to be you.

Chris: OHMAGOD REALLY?! Oh dear I feel so sorry for you :(

 

 

Chris: HAHA :awesome:

Will: I like my new hat! :cheesy:

Jonny: *With French accent* Mustarrrrch :charming:

Guy: I hope nobody notices that I'm eating a muffin - OH SNAP, camera man!

 

 

Vicky: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha!!!

 

Chris: Okay guys, that's enough! This evil cunning woman can't get away with her vicious games any longer!

Jonny: Agreed! She hid my favourite hat in a dustbin and I didn't find it for months!

Will: She used my drumsticks as chopssticks :( ... and then she threw them out of the window!!! *cries*

Guy: *sniff* And she burned my favourite sock that I wore since this tour had started!

 

 

Chris: BAHAHA GOOD ONE!

Will: *thinks* Chris always laughs about penis jokes... and I know why MUHAHA :wink3:

Guy: Rockstar glasses - check; bling bling necklace - check; thick dark leather jacket - check. Okay, porn movie here I come!

Jonny: Shit, I should have put my beanie on to hide that fro! :uhoh2:

 

 

Chris: Come on Will, join us!

Will: Ya sorry, busy with da clappin'.

Jonny: LOL look at his hands!

Guy: Am I the only one who thinks that I'm surrounded by idiots?

 

 

Will: Okay done.

Guy: God finally.

Chris: Oh SHIT I believe my zipper is open :stunned:

Jonny: OMG FOR REAL?!

 

 

Guy: Come here, big boy, gimme your hand.

Will: You're nice to me. That is unsettling!!

Chris: Actually I think that isn't that bad, isn't it Jonnyboy?? :wink3:

Jonny: oh RAWR.

 

 

Chris: *picks nails* That is like, the most boring interview we've ever had.

Guy: *stirring his coffee* This one time, I have to agree with what you're saying.

Will: *thinking* I wonder if Guy would mind me shagging him.

Jonny: MMMH COFFEE

and this is one out of the million reasons I love Coldplay :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

and this is one out of the million reasons I love Coldplay :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

haha i love this

“Yes! You! Please stop masturbating while I sing, thanks!”

 

"Hello. Yes I know that little red blossom doesn't match my eyes. And now would you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thanks."

 

Interviewer: So thanks to the internet and a random sex video site we now know that you two are in love! Congratulations!

And we even got a question from one of your loyal fans: Is that guy smiling in the camera at the beginning of the video, minutes before you start making out, your bassist?"

Chris: Whu...-what!?

Jonny: Damn.

 

 

„Tihi this tickles!“ :cheesy:

 

 

Chris: And this, my dear audience, is my boyfriend Jonny! :wink:

Jonny: MMH *hides boner behind guitar* :sweatdrop:

 

 

Chris: Buhuhu EVERYBODY HATES ME!! BAAAAAAHH!!:bigcry:

Jonny: Okay Chris could you stop having your mental breakdowns during our FRIGGN' GIGS and continue singing!?

 

 

Jonny: Why HELLO THAR Chris... *does pelvic thrust* :wink3:

Chris: Ugh! Not now Jonny! :uhoh:

Roadie: :dozey: Sometimes I wonder why I'm still doing this...

 

 

Sad Will is sad :sad:

 

Guy: Oh shit Will is doing the colibri again…

 

 

 

...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

"Shut up everybody! I'm receiving signals..." :shifty:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: ok enough i'm just dying here

LMAO...my stomach was hurting literally! :laugh3:

LMAO...my stomach was hurting literally! :laugh3:

 

Me too!:laugh3::laugh3:

These are so funny! :laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3: the colibri and the signals things are too amazing!!! And the others too! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

i just love the masturbating one :lol::lol: it really looks like he's saying that :wacky:

and the jonny and chris sex video :awesome:

I loved chris having a mental breakdown! it makes me want to have one too! :bigcry:

i just love the masturbating one :lol::lol: it really looks like he's saying that :wacky:

and the jonny and chris sex video :awesome:

 

Well well this is kinda obvious :awesome:

I loved chris having a mental breakdown! it makes me want to have one too! :bigcry:

 

Aww, do you need a hug? :hug:

Guy *unseen, holding the camera that took the pic*: Aww, those two are so cute together...

Jonny: Ooh! I'm gonna take a picture of someone taking a picture of me and Chrissy!!

Chris: I look like I'm having a philosophical debate my mind, which I'm not!!! I'm thinking of Jonny :wacky:

Random Dude: WTF? :wtf:

^ Awww :wacky:

^:lol::wacky:

Aww, do you need a hug? :hug:

 

:hug: We should all have a mental breakdown about how awesome Loldplay is! :awesome:

We should all go :mad:

Chris: I'm so hot, I'm so hot, hotter than the bassist, hotter than the bassist...

I'm very flattered that you reposted so many of my old LOLdplays :wacky:

 

 

Oh man, good times! :lol: