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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^:awesome: i wouldn't be surprised if he really thought that!

 

@twisted mind: those are awesome you do have a true loldplay talent :wacky:

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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@twisted mind: those are awesome you do have a true loldplay talent :wacky:

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*tacklehugs*

"It's true.." You're one of the best Loldplay posters ever!!

:wacky: Thank you so very much!

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Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

 

I just had to re-post this... I remember when I first saw this... I'm still trying not to laugh :laugh3:

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chris: yoo Guy in da house everybody!

guy: (thinking)*arm down you idiot, you stink and i'm trying to concentrate*

I'm surprised to find Chris on memebase..

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I just had to re-post this... I remember when I first saw this... I'm still trying not to laugh :laugh3:

 

Absolutely hilarious!:laugh3:

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chris: Oh look everybody, it's the masturbating guy over there! Hello!

that guy: Damnit

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Chris: Ohhh so this is how this thingy majig works huh?*thinks* God how long do I have to act like I'm interested in this, I can't keep Jonny waiting!

 

Its bad i know...

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Yeah yeah very interesting, but you're making me keep Jonny waiting. So please kindly shut the fuck up and go away. THANKIES :awesome:

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