Long Live Life Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Someone asked me to dig out the Viva La Feeder I wrote back in summer 08 at last week's gig in response to Chris saying "he looked fat" at the time. Sorry I can't remember who it was who asked (it was last week) but I remembered today: (apologies to Chris for desecrating such a beautiful song) :) Viva La Feeder I used to booze the world Barrels dry when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Piss in the streets I used to own I used to roll the ice Feel the fear in my publican's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing: "Now the old king is drunk! Long drink the king!" One minute I fe-el boozy,, Next the trousers, don't fit me And I discovered that my waist-line stands Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of cans I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing, Roman meals we are a-bingeing Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner The Michelin stars are just a winner! For some reason I can't explain Once you've gone there was never,ever a healthy curd That was when I boozed the world! (Ohhh) It was the wicked and wild tins Broke them all, and scoffed therein. Shattered diets and the sight of crumbs People couldn't believe how fat I'd become Dieticians wait For my head on a silver plate Just a fatty on a lonely string Oh who would ever want to be thin? I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing, Roman meals we are a-bingeing Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner The Michelin stars are such a winner! For some reason I can't explain I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name Never a healthy curd And that was when I boozed the world (Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh) I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing, Roman meals we are a-bingeing Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner The Michelin stars are such a winner! For some reason I can't explain I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name Never a healthy curd And that was when I boozed the world (Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Haha, NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Oh, wow. :P I didn't know anyone else here liked writing parodies like me, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBellaStrawberry Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Hahaha, cool. I write parodies tooo! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I remember when I wrote that Violet Hill parody for the Ongoing Nongoing Wembley Party, and that VLV's Gone song to the tune of Yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 :laugh3::laugh3: you are brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Oh wow. Brilliant. :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I remember when I wrote that Violet Hill parody for the Ongoing Nongoing Wembley Party, and that VLV's Gone song to the tune of Yellow. :lol:yeah:heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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