We need to get Mark laid or find him a girlfriend so he'll leave us alone.

 

But who would date him? Are there any dating sites for blind and deaf women?

not it!

whats with all the hate threads for Mark?

you may think I don't have a girlfriend

but I do.

 

her name is Anna :D

:wtf:

whats with all the hate threads for Mark?

 

I'm trying to help him here instead of being a jerk. Maybe if we get him laid he will leave or be nice.

you may think I don't have a girlfriend

but I do.

 

her name is Anna :D

 

:laugh3:

So does MrNick.

:laugh3:

 

:wtf: is so funny?

:wtf:

 

Single?

So does MrNick.

 

I am right now.

BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR

 

BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP YEAAAAAAAAAAh

I am right now.

 

:facepalm:

I am right now.

 

Rofl.

I am right now.

 

:charming:

:charming: :laugh3:

Finished.

turn away children!

Finished.

 

shit. :facepalm:

I iz no child :evil3:

BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR

 

BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP YEAAAAAAAAAAh

 

Yossarian has a new favourite poster. :kiss:

 

With regardation to the MARCUS PROBLEM, Yossarian feels it would be in the interest of all of our bodies if we were just to be honestly with him! Surely he must have realised that Marcus has nobody to blame for his lack of sexuality but himself, his jokes of NO FUNNY and his face of NO ATTRACTION?

 

Honestly though, Yossarian does jest! Yossarian thinks that Marcus is a great guy..... NOT! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:thinking:

Yossarian has a new favourite poster. :kiss:

 

With regardation to the MARCUS PROBLEM, Yossarian feels it would be in the interest of all of our bodies if we were just to be honestly with him! Surely he must have realised that Marcus has nobody to blame for his lack of sexuality but himself, his jokes of NO FUNNY and his face of NO ATTRACTION?

 

Honestly though, Yossarian does jest! Yossarian thinks that Marcus is a great guy..... NOT! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:thinking:

 

I thought I was your favorite one :angry: :wacky:

I thought I was your favorite one :angry: :wacky:

NO U:angry:

I would bang him, but he lives too far away :(

I thought I was your favorite one :angry: :wacky:

 

Yossarian shall have honesty for you, for you has deserved it; Yossarian holds with you much affection, SEXUAL LORE, but you are still yet to give me the powerful moderation or make your sex at me, and so for this reason of precision I must demote you in favour of The Beatles reference.