Well, this is how he died:

 

 

 

 

:dead:

 

 

He had a brain?:blush:

 

Lady gaga killed him :disappointed:

 

 

:uhoh:

 

wait..,....what are my children doing all over her body?:bigcry:

Um. You might not want to look at this. It's pretty graphic.

 

 

 

 

Sorry to you Elmo fans.

 

Sorry :uhoh:

 

 

 

Well, this is how he died:

 

 

 

 

:dead:

 

Lady gaga killed him :disappointed:

 

 

O

 

M

 

G

 

I.

will.

never.

be.

the.

same.

but you were the one who killed Kermit:bigcry:

 

and you probably even killed our children and sold them to Lady Gaga just to afford the money to go to that damn university:bigcry:

I didn't chop him up... That was done by a psychopath transvestite... Probably "lady" gaga :sick:

you watched her?:bigcry:

she told me it was for science class and we dissected a frog :uhoh:

a puppet frog?:thinking:

 

you liiiiiiiiieeeeee....and even if it was true....he shot off his brain before:snobby:

Who dissected Elmo? :dead:

a puppet frog?:thinking:

 

you liiiiiiiiieeeeee....and even if it was true....he shot off his brain before:snobby:

 

first he shot his brains out, then we threw him off a building, then she dissected him and made him a suit :sick: then elmo hung himself, then we chopped him up :sick:

 

what is coming to this world!!! :bigcry:

Um, I found Tigger... :uhoh:

 

 

 

first he shot his brains out, then we threw him off a building, then she dissected him and made him a suit :sick: then elmo hung himself, then we chopped him up :sick:

 

what is coming to this world!!! :bigcry:

 

such a violent world this has become:sad:

 

blame it on W.o.W....the puppet special edition:disappointed:

 

and now tigger..::bigcry:

I actually have a really big tigger in my desk :uhoh: safe where Julia can't rape him

I actually have a really big tigger in my desk :uhoh: safe where Julia can't rape him

 

OMG I seriously thought you were going say "I actually have a really big tigger in my pants"....mwhahaha I will rape him:whip:

OMG I seriously thought you were going say "I actually have a really big tigger in my pants"....mwhahaha I will rape him:whip:

 

he isn't there........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yet :sneaky:

he isn't there........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yet :sneaky:

 

:stunned:

:uhoh:

 

may I search him:shy:

:stunned:

:uhoh:

 

may I search him:shy:

 

:wideeyed: be careful, because

A wonderful thing is a Tigger;

A Tigger's a wonderful thing.

Their tops are made out of rubber,

their bottoms are made out of spring

 

 

:stunned: I think there are subliminal messages in that now

 

 

I will never be able to watch children's shows with my kids :lol:

 

 

:wideeyed: be careful, because

A wonderful thing is a Tigger;

A Tigger's a wonderful thing.

Their tops are made out of rubber,

their bottoms are made out of spring

 

 

:stunned: I think there are subliminal messages in that now

 

 

I will never be able to watch children's shows with my kids :lol:

 

 

awww...:blush:

 

you will never be able to play with a tigger toy with your children, because it will always be in your pants...:blush:

 

:uhoh:

Elmo doing Cooky Monster?:cheesy:

Oh no, not Cookie Monster. :sick:

They found his body:

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

Maybe Kermit went out partying with his drinking buddy, Fozzy Bear.

 

Oh no, not Cookie Monster. :sick:

 

he no want just cookies :sick:

Now I am hungry:disappointed: