^ Holy fucking-A.

 

The things teens do for sex, damn.

^^^I rofl'd.

There was this rumor going around our town about this chick and guy. Teenagers.

 

They were about to have sex in the back of their car. And I guess he was no good at foreplay and they didn't have any lube... so they used McChicken sauce.

 

Then like a few days or weeks later, this girl started just having orgasms... like out of nowhere. And other odd feelings in her vagina.

 

So she went to the doctor... and they found maggots in her vagina. Who were like eating her I guess? and causing these feelings.

 

 

 

I think I called bullshit, but still interesting.

 

haha

we have that urban myth here too

unless she is really into bondage, like the kind where flesh is being eaten, i don't think she'd be orgasming

last page of this thread is ok for me... IE8 and I'm hardly protected.. excuse the pun!

It's only page 8! Wonder what's been posted on there..

There was this rumor going around our town about this chick and guy. Teenagers.

 

They were about to have sex in the back of their car. And I guess he was no good at foreplay and they didn't have any lube... so they used McChicken sauce.

 

Then like a few days or weeks later, this girl started just having orgasms... like out of nowhere. And other odd feelings in her vagina.

 

So she went to the doctor... and they found maggots in her vagina. Who were like eating her I guess? and causing these feelings.

 

 

 

I think I called bullshit, but still interesting.

 

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase eating out :sick:

There was this rumor going around our town about this chick and guy. Teenagers.

 

They were about to have sex in the back of their car. And I guess he was no good at foreplay and they didn't have any lube... so they used McChicken sauce.

 

Then like a few days or weeks later, this girl started just having orgasms... like out of nowhere. And other odd feelings in her vagina.

 

So she went to the doctor... and they found maggots in her vagina. Who were like eating her I guess? and causing these feelings.

 

 

 

I think I called bullshit, but still interesting.

Oh damn, that's awful :confused:

haha

we have that urban myth here too

unless she is really into bondage, like the kind where flesh is being eaten, i don't think she'd be orgasming

 

Flesh eating bondage?

 

Really?

 

Anyways yeah. I can't imagine her orgasming unless they were like chewing at her G-spot... but even then... that would be impossible pretty much.

 

Unless that maggots were like Tom Jones or something.