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What condom do you use ?


Albie

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Wow, he never tried bukkake, how unlucky. :cry:

 

lulz. that's past innuendo but i'm not gonna throw accusations around. in fact i'm no longer gonna talk to you. after making a comment like that there is no way you can accuse me of things. all a person has to do is google what that means and they may be offended if they are minors. and we remember what happened with all the bannings when someone looked up a word on google regarding a thread and the site owner.

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I like the One condoms.. like the variety pack.. I guess you could call it?

 

You just pick one out of the box and it'll be random. There's colored ones, ribbed ones, glow in the dark, normal, extra thin, etc etc.

 

What I enjoy most is the pretty pictures and cool little quotes on the packs.

 

They look like this..

 

OneUniversalMix.jpg

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Chicken skin? :thinking:

 

 

 

you get a contraceptive and dinner.

Presuming of course you got the skin from chicken you are going to cook.

 

my chat up line tends to be...

'chicken skin :inquisitive:', then i just nod upstairs and start unzipping

don't tell me that wouldn't work

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There was this rumor going around our town about this chick and guy. Teenagers.

 

They were about to have sex in the back of their car. And I guess he was no good at foreplay and they didn't have any lube... so they used McChicken sauce.

 

Then like a few days or weeks later, this girl started just having orgasms... like out of nowhere. And other odd feelings in her vagina.

 

So she went to the doctor... and they found maggots in her vagina. Who were like eating her I guess? and causing these feelings.

 

 

 

I think I called bullshit, but still interesting.

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