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Ask me ANYTHING LOLZ

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I don't think Ivet can have babies with her massive penis.

 

she'd carry the baby in her penis

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she'd carry the baby in her penis

 

I guess anything is possible with a penis that huge! :o

Why do I always walk in on the most awkward part of the conversation?

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Why do I always walk in on the most awkward part of the conversation?

 

Because you are the most awkward part of the conversation.

...Why does this not surprise me?

do you talk about your massive penis in real life?

If I told you I was pregnant with your child, how would you react?

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do you talk about your massive penis in real life?

 

Only always, are you interested?

 

Last question.

 

Did you like Silence of the lambs?

If so, what's your favorite part?

 

I've never actually seen it :| I am so bad.

 

If I told you I was pregnant with your child, how would you react?

 

I'd call you a liar and tell you to get an abortion.

Last question.

 

Did you like Silence of the lambs?

If so, what's your favorite part?

 

would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me hard.

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will you forgive me for killing your thread?

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I don't like Jay and Silent Bob, I saw their film once, it's just mindless pop culture references for an hour and a half.

I don't like Jay and Silent Bob, I saw their film once, it's just mindless pop culture references for an hour and a half.

 

I was posting it in reference to my thread killing quote. They don't have the actual scene from silence of the lambs so I used the parody. GOD NATHAN.

would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me hard.

 

HAHAHAHA.

OMG that part is gold.

 

 

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told."

"I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my..."

"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

Only always, are you interested?

 

 

 

 

not today :/

 

which was the first cd you bought? do you still like it?

Who would you have babies with on this forum?

 

Ivet.

 

I don't think Ivet can have babies with her massive penis.

 

she'd carry the baby in her penis

 

I guess anything is possible with a penis that huge! :o

 

:heart:

 

 

We can make it work :charming:

 

 

 

Why do you wanna have babies with me?

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not today :/

 

which was the first cd you bought? do you still like it?

 

Robbie Williams either I've Been Expecting You or Sing When You're Winning

 

I still like "It's Only Us"

 

Fuck off Ivet.

sundays are boring.. I agree with you

 

Do you have any siblings?

Robbie Williams either I've Been Expecting You or Sing When You're Winning

 

I still like "It's Only Us"

 

Fuck off Ivet.

 

:stunned:

 

 

Ok :escaping3:

Do you like Derren Brown?

Have you told anyone you know in the real world that you are a member of this website?

Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger.

 

My mom told me not so long ago that it's a fantastic book.

 

Okay, here's a few questions...

What colour are your bed sheets?

What did you feel like when you were starting different levels of school (e.g. primary, high)?

Which book are you reading right now?

Do you train any sports and which ones did you train before?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it fall, do cats fly?

Where the hell are you?

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