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It's bedtime

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And by "bed," I mean "ethinc;" and by "time" I mean "cleansing."

 

:snore:

I'm very sleepy.

 

 

And by "sleepy," I mean "disturbed by this thread."

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and by "I don't" I assume you mean "I really" and by "get this" I assume you mean "like to eat babies wrapped in the mothers' uterus"?

 

Am I close? :wtf:

my new favorite type of sun is the noon variety

 

<3

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my new favorite type of sun is the noon variety

 

<3

 

Be careful, you don't want to cheat on John, you two have too good of a relationship to ruin like that :(

 

Stay away from me, I'm a dangerous bitch.

and by "I don't" I assume you mean "I really" and by "get this" I assume you mean "like to eat babies wrapped in the mothers' uterus"?

 

Am I close? :wtf:

 

Ok first of all, that's awful.

And I'm serious, I don't get that "logic".

Damn concussion..

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Ok first of all, that's awful.

And I'm serious, I don't get that "logic".

Damn concussion..

 

What are you talking about, baby with placenta on uterus bread, it's a common staple of the Greek Gods.

I didn't sleep last night :wacko:

 

 

bout to catch up though.

I'm on holiday

 

On holiday (da nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nanana...)

 

Fuck Green Day with a cheese grater.

 

Be careful, you don't want to cheat on John, you two have too good of a relationship to ruin like that :(

 

Stay away from me, I'm a dangerous bitch.

It's okay we're into 3somes

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I'm on holiday

 

On holiday (da nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nanana...)

 

Fuck Green Day with a cheese grater.

 

 

It's okay we're into 3somes

 

OH MY JESUS :cheesy:

 

@Alexia: One of those burrito-wrap things. Y'dig?

OH MY JESUS :cheesy:

 

@Alexia: One of those burrito-wrap things. Y'dig?

yum

 

with human torso in the nougaty centre?

What are you talking about, baby with placenta on uterus bread, it's a common staple of the Greek Gods.

 

Again, that's awful.

And I'm leaving now..

I'm leaving now..

Said the tree in autumn.

 

 

 

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

 

Suck my big round emerald belly button ring bee-ee-yotch.

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yum

 

with human torso in the nougaty centre?

 

Nonono, that's something totally different, baby/placenta wrap doesn't go at all good with nougaty deliciousness. The vaginal discharge makes the nougat taste funky.

 

I think what you're thinking of is one of those deep-fried crispy things with the nougat inside a nice shell of tender fingernails with bits of chopped shoulder. :thumbsup:

Nonono, that's something totally different, baby/placenta wrap doesn't go at all good with nougaty deliciousness. The vaginal discharge makes the nougat taste funky.

 

I think what you're thinking of is one of those deep-fried crispy things with the nougat inside a nice shell of tender fingernails with bits of chopped shoulder. :thumbsup:

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*licks teeth*

*wishes to lick noonsun's teeth*

 

 

*gives second thought to what he just said and questions the legality*

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yea that would be assault

 

it's ok, I'm into rape fantasy <3

it's ok, I'm into rape fantasy <3

Could it be? I found my soul mate *tears up*

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