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Is anybody else picturing this all in the voice of Frank Costanza?

of course!!!

 

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Kramer: That must have been some doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.

 

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Don't forget the Festivus Miracles!

 

Miracle #1;

 

Sleazy Guy: Hello again, Miss Benes.

Elaine Benes: What are you doing here?

Sleazy Guy: Damndest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.

Cosmo Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus Miracle!

Miracle #2;

 

Gwen: Jerry!

Jerry Seinfeld: Gwen! How did you know I was here?

Gwen: Kramer told me!

Cosmo Kramer: Another Festivus Miracle!!

Jerry Seinfeld: (gives Kramer a murderous glare)

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