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Festivus

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Is anybody else picturing this all in the voice of Frank Costanza?

^ Yes! And he's screaming :P.

 

I love the idea of a pole instead of a tree!

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Is anybody else picturing this all in the voice of Frank Costanza?

of course!!!

 

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Kramer: That must have been some doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.

 

:lol::heart:

Don't forget the Festivus Miracles!

 

Miracle #1;

 

Sleazy Guy: Hello again, Miss Benes.

Elaine Benes: What are you doing here?

Sleazy Guy: Damndest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.

Cosmo Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus Miracle!

Miracle #2;

 

Gwen: Jerry!

Jerry Seinfeld: Gwen! How did you know I was here?

Gwen: Kramer told me!

Cosmo Kramer: Another Festivus Miracle!!

Jerry Seinfeld: (gives Kramer a murderous glare)

FESTIVUS!!!

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I'm a bit of a Seinfeld FREAK. :freak::D

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:lol:

 

 

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edit: christina!! ahh love it!! :heart:

hah hah, me too! :D

Seinfeld is one of the best shows E V E R!!!

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Seinfeld is one of the best shows E V E R!!!

IT IS!!!!!!!!!! :D:heart:

Seinfeld IS the best show EVER!!! :heart:!

 

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Oh my god, I love this picture.

 

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:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!

oh my gosh, that's amazing!

:lol:!!

 

Festivus is gonna be on tonight! TBS! Fifteen minutes!

 

Even though I own every Seinfeld season twice over (my sister owns them all, too) I watch it on TBS every night. :wacko::D

^AWESOME!! The only show Seinfeld here when I'm a at school, but my bff have got almost all the seasons!

Best thread EVER. :heart:

Yeah, Seinfeld is one of my favourite shows. It seems to be on TV multiple times a day too which is nice.

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Yeah, Seinfeld is one of my favourite shows. It seems to be on TV multiple times a day too which is nice.

This!! :D:heart:

It's amazing how much it's on.

 

Did anyone see the Seinfeld reunion episodes on Curb Your Enthusiasm?

 

"We already screwed up one finale! WE CAN'T SCREW UP ANOTHER!"

 

:lol:!

I WISH. I missed those, however. :disappointed:

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