Hey i'm not the anal ho, she is! :disappointed:

LOLOLOLOLOL GETTING PREGGERS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!

 

 

Slut.

 

 

 

Unless you had some backdoor action instead :kiss:

 

Well actually we ended up having sex twice after that. One the second time the condom got fucked up AGAIN. So on the 3rd one i was like "what the hell, i need to go to the pharmacy anyway. Thanks for the HIV, babe :kiss:"

I don't trust in condoms anymore. I'll probably end up getting my whole vagina removed.

 

Hey i'm not the anal ho, she is! :disappointed:

 

 

He actually has expressed his interest in backdoor action. I've been strict about this and told him to get a boytoy to do that with :nice: Nothing goes into my backdoor. Not even the mailman.

These things happen when you go out. :shrug: It's not that bad though, is it?

 

It is if you're the "victim" of it.:dozey:

It is if you're the "victim" of it.:dozey:

 

What kind of place did you go?

 

My group was just as bad as any pisshead in the packed club we went to, I didnt have stinking wet alcahol clothes the next day. Are you over-exaggerating?

What kind of place did you go?

 

My group was just as bad as any pisshead in the packed club we went to, I didnt have stinking wet alcahol clothes the next day. Are you over-exaggerating?

 

Nope. One guy was so "out of it" he even managed to fall over the barrier in front of the stage.:dozey:

And there was so much drink spilled on the dancefloor it was virtually impossible to move without ending up with sticky shoes in the process.:dozey:

Jesus! Thats a damn shame, Irish people would never waste drink like that.

Well actually we ended up having sex twice after that. One the second time the condom got fucked up AGAIN. So on the 3rd one i was like "what the hell, i need to go to the pharmacy anyway. Thanks for the HIV, babe :kiss:"

I don't trust in condoms anymore. I'll probably end up getting my whole vagina removed.

Bah you're showing off now and i still remember you hated it when i rubbed my sex life on your face haha :wacko: I'm so gonna point and laugh at you if you get preggers :kiss:

Btw, why is the guy always the one who has to care about protection? You lazy women should care as much too, there are plenty of stuff for you to use and knowing you,i bet you just laid there and let the guy do all the hard work gah! :mean:

 

 

 

He actually has expressed his interest in backdoor action. I've been strict about this and told him to get a boytoy to do that with :nice: Nothing goes into my backdoor. Not even the mailman.

Hahaha seriously?I told ya he would!And i'm sure you'll give in too cos you've broken like 3 of your nono rules so far :wacko:

I'm so gonna point and laugh at you when i see you walking funny after a backdoor love session :kiss:

I was goin to say Rolle is showing off.....so much:snobby:

OMG I HAD SEX 3 TIMES IN A ROW AND I HAVE A BF! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!

 

:lips:

THIS

 

:bigcry:

She was telling me more :(

:uhoh:

She used to tell me about hairy holes when she was still pure and innocent so i can imagine how perverted she's become now that's she's getting laid all the time :uhoh:

 

 

Ps. i bet that attention whore is going to be so happy to see we're discussing about her sex life now haha

I dont know who this person is, but tell me more.

Rolle, the grandma with the hairy pancakes on 1st alias day

:wtf:

don't remember?

Nuh uh.

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53986

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50512

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43053

 

:wacky:

awwwwwwww ykw and rolle :heart:

I bet her " bf " is actually ykw :lips:

yes....I think you're right Ren....ykw's wiener is just too massive for the condoms they use

:uhoh:

yes....I think you're right Ren....ykw's wiener is just too massive for the condoms they use

 

I wasn't aware ykw was my nickname lolololololololol

I wasn't aware ykw was my nickname lolololololololol

Haha nah, ykw = Marek

 

And according to rolle he IS massive :uhoh: