Unfortunately, he had very weak ankles.

Fortunately he was able to move away from the City with Clearly terrible drivers

Unfortunately, he moved into a neighborhood full of serial rapists instead.

Fortunately he fit right in there

PftBAHAHAHAHAHA. :laugh4:

 

Unfortunately, he wasn't serial enough to be taken seriously by the other rapists in the community.

Fortunately this made it Easier......... to Serial Rape .

Unfortunately, a SWAT team took down the serial rapist community and threw everyone in jail, including our friend who keeps getting run over by terrible drivers.

Fortunately He had Many Friends in Prison .

Unfortunately, they were convicted murderers.

Fortunately he was trained to Break out Of Prison Ninja Stylee .

Unfortunately, he didn't take into consideration that ninja assassins were guarding the prison.

Fortunately he was Also a Pirate, so Called Dave the Pirate and Got a lift on his Pirate Ship

Unfortunately, Dave the Pirate was a cannibal.

Fortunately, he had already eaten

Unfortunately, he ate poison.

Fortunately, there was a hospital nearby.

Unfortunately, the hospital was full.

Fortunately, there was a really handsome male doctor who was on break and offered to help.

Unfortunately, this doctor was terrible at practicing medicine

BUMP :D

Fortunately he had recovered and didn't need to be treated

Unfortunately, his luck didn't last for long.

Fortunately he found a Leprechaun who gave him 'the luck of the Irish'

Unfortunately, that is what the leprechaun called his nasty and very contagious skin rash

:blank:

Hahahaha.

 

Fortunately, something fortunate happened.

Unfortunately the rash came back again giving him green spots so he became known as Lizard