unfortunately i muddled up the dates

fortunately i muddled up even more

unfortunately I'm keeping score

unfortunately I lost my shoes

fortunately I found new ones

unfortunately they were too small

fortunately you can fly

unfortunately your wing broke

fortunately you don't need wings to fly

Unfortunately you do if you're a bird

Fortunately the bird was able to regenerate it's broken wing.

Unfortunately it then managed to break the other one

fortunately there was a vet nearby

Unfortunately, the vet was cheap, lacked training, and had absolutely no idea what he was doing.

fortunately the trained vet came and surpervised over the procedure and the bird's wing was fixed so it could fly again

Unfortunately a cat showed up and ate the bird

fortunately a dog killed the cat

unfortunately, something unfortunate happen

Fortunately this thread is active again thanks to me

Unfortunately I did not know this thread existed before right now.

Fortunately you know now and are aware of its awesomeness

Unfortunately, people can always unsubscribe.

 

Fortunately, I won't.:p

Unfortunately, no one else seems to be interested in this game

Fortunately there are us few who are interested in this game.

Unfortunately, we we don't have a real nice story going yet

Fortunately there once was a little boy.