Unfortunately he lost his dog.

Fortunately the dog was found.

Unfortunately it had gotten it's leg bit off by a shark.

Fortunately, that dog became a Paralympian who had the honor to watch Coldplay at their Closing Ceremony performance :P

Unfortunately the dogs owner was not able to go to the Closing Ceremony with the dog.

Fortunately, the dog was relieved of listening to Rihanna and Jay-z

Unfortunately the dog was a big fan of Rihanna.

Fortunately, the dog had a cat to spend the night with

Unfortunately the dog ate the cat.

Fortunately the boy had it put to sleep so that other cats' lives were spared

Unfortunately the boy was really lonely without his dog.

Fortunately the dog's ghost came often to visit

Unfortunately the boy was scared of ghosts.

Fortunately, the dog's ghost scared the boy to death, literally, so the boy wasn't afraid of ghosts anymore

Unfortunately that means the boy died.

Fortunately, it is just a story

Unfortunately stories can seem all too real sometimes.

Fortunately there was this other boy who didn't die

Unfortunately, he broke his neck, falling off a balcony, doing parkour in Rome.

Fortunately, he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and he thought the female paramedic with him was very attractive.

Unfortunately, the boy became tetraplegic

Unfortunately, the medic was a rapist. Soooooo...

Fortunately, she didn't rape him, and he got to the hospital safely.

Unfortunately, although he survived, he was arrested for doing parkour on top of really old, historic buildings like the Colosseum.

Fortunately, in the process of doing parkour on the historic buildings, he unintentionally uncovered hidden paintings that no one had ever seen before, so was pardoned of his crime, and became famous for the discovery.