I have no hair.

 

Eat something.

i can't find anything eatable

 

 

make me a sandwich

I have no bread.

 

Make yourself a sandwich.

I can't.

 

Go to the kitchen.

I don't have one.

 

Give me one.

I'll give you a cadaver's bile if you want.

 

 

throw me a not annoying orange.

I only have annoying oranges.

 

Give me an excuse.

I'm too stupid

 

give me 3 excuses

i can't

 

give me money

I don't have any.

 

Take my money.

You don't have any.

 

Watch television.

There's nothing on.

 

Brush your hair.

it would say ouch.

 

 

jump from 1 to 50,000 in 3 seconds

I already did.

 

Mow the lawn

I have no lawn.

 

Get the bagels out of the toaster.

the toaster have just explosed!

 

touch your keyboard

No , It'll bite me

 

Be wild :freak:

I can't.

 

Do something.

I have no idea how !

 

eat an apple

What is an apple?

 

Eat this.

I'm not hungry.

 

Say something.

I'm dumb.

 

Be cool.

I'm lame.

 

Be awesome.

I already am :charming:

 

be warm

i can't

 

be cool