I really should get some nails :lol:

 

 

help me with my puzzle

i'm blind

 

go not be blind

I can't, my optometrist only sells black contacts.

 

Cut an onion and eat it raw.

i can't

 

can

I can only can't can.

 

sing to me

i have no vocal chords

 

buy me a computer

you already have one

 

 

buy me a boat

you're too fat & you'll sink it

 

take your feet off the table

someone put alteco so now they're blocked

 

listen to me

It's kinda hard to listen to someone who's halfway around. :P

 

Get me a tasty beverage.

what's a "tasty" beverage?

 

listen to Gorillaz

I listened to Gorillaz already this morning.

 

Go fly a kite.

It's raining.

 

Go bungee jumping.

I don't have bungee equipment.

 

Give me a shoulder massage.

i broke both my arms

 

 

 

take out the trash

i can't walk

 

go on vacation

i can't

 

can

I can't can't

 

 

 

wash your tongue with Acid.

That is an impractical request.

 

Drink spoiled milk.

but I'll get sick

 

be sick

But I don't want to go to the doctor

 

 

Do my homework

I have my own!

 

Chris Martin's is knockin' at your door! OPEN!

I HAVE NO EXCUSES. I AM OPENING THAT FRICKIN DOOR:dance:

 

Bake a cake.

But what if he's a zombie?

 

Zombie Chris Martin's is knockin' at your door! OPEN!

OKAY! :cheesy:

 

I can't make excuses. Make me an excuse.