But it's your turn to make an excuse

 

Go to bed.

but it's morning

 

listen to mew

Laters there too awesome right now

Guy Berryman is at your window OPEN !

I DON'T HAVE A WINDOW

 

USE CAPS LOCK

no , it's dead :dead:

go eat jonny's cake

but he ate it

 

bake a cake

I Can't , Jonny ate the Cake mixture :P

Eat Bacon Daam It .

..but....

 

no u

We haz no BACON :cry: I Kinda Ated it all ..:embarrassed:

Jonas Bjerre is Behind you, Don't scream

I forget how to scream. :blank:

 

GIMME

but it's in my mouth now.

 

 

 

 

TROLL.

But I'll be reported to the cyberpolice. They can backtrace me.

 

DANCE

I'm sitting down, and I can't get up because my butt hurts.

 

Go weed the garden.

I Can't I Lost my weeding Tools

Kidnap Guy Berryman For me

I'm too busy kidnapping Jonny Buckland for myself.

 

Come to America and visit me.

I Can't, I'm in Canada Stalking Tammi :P

Eat a Yorkshire Pudding

I don't know where to find one around here.

 

Take my phone messages for me while I'm gone.

I Can't be Trusted with Phone Messages

Kill Lady Gaga

Killing is illegal, and I'm not skilled enough to get away with it.

 

Make me a sandwich.

I Forgot how Too

Bring me the MOON.

It's too far away, and I don't have space equipment.

 

Take a bath.

I Can't unless I Am entered to Race to have a Bath

Go too the Moon And bring me them Clangers

I have no clue what you mean by clangers.

 

Go to a concert.

But Coldplay isn't even in my country!

 

 

Get me a sandwich.

What is a sandwich?

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Tell me what a sandwich is.