I can't, I'm too busy doing something else.

 

give me a hug.

I can't, I have arm herpes.

 

Can you hand me a tissue?

No, they have all been 'effected'

 

Can I have my car keys back?

I still need them.

 

Can you repeat that please?

i could but i forgot what i said

 

please don't spend my money.

Too late.

 

Give me a hug.

can't, my arms got blown off in the war.

 

make the voices in my head stop!

Can't, I don't want to cut your head off.

 

Stop stealing my toiletdoor.

toiletdoor? :thinking:

 

insult me.

i would but you're too nice

 

don't ever leave me

But I have to go buy you something from the store.

 

Tell me a story.

I don't know any stories.

 

Kill yourself.

I can't, I'm scared of ropes, heights, knives, and guns

 

Tell me your favorite joke

I have no sense of humor.

 

Give me an excuse.

BUT I BROKE A NAIL.

 

PPass me the glue.

can't, it's stuck to my hands

 

make me look thin

Can't, I don't live near you

 

Make me homemade pizza!

I don't have any ingredients!

 

Play a song for me!

What is music?

 

buy me a chopper

That's illegal in this precise location.

 

Walk my dog.

I don't have feet!

 

Paint me a picture!

In Canada it is illegal to have arms.

 

Move to Canada!

I don't have a car!

 

Drop everything you're holding

I'M NOT HOLDING ANYTHING.

 

STOP WRITING IN CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME.

I CAN'T. THE BUTTON IS BROKEN

 

Eat a snail!