I've already did

 

 

listen to Coldplay.

I did already.

 

watch coldplay live 2003

but I have a sorethroat

 

 

drink a cannabis juice.

but my mouth is filled with saliva.

 

put on your pants.

but pants swallows my legs

 

 

 

walk like a pig.

no, ducks are cooler.

 

kill ronald mcdonalds.

he tied me up l can't do it

 

 

hump the hump.

I'm incapable.

 

Go to the doctor.

I'm incapable.

 

Go to the doctor.

I don't like him

 

open the window

I might spread my germs.

 

Watch this video.

I'm blind, and bright lights hurt

 

Buy me this song!

I have no many.

 

Give me a hug.

I don't want your germs :P

 

Clean my room.

but your room is a shack

 

 

wear his thongs.

I'm allergic to thongs.

 

Tie my shoelace for me.

but you're wearing platforms

 

 

 

when I say jump you would say how high.

I am incapable of speech.

 

Lick my foot.

but l'm licking mine.

 

sword my puppy.

I DON'T HAVE A SWORD.

 

Fetch this stick.

I'm a parrot.

 

 

 

cock that doodle-doo.

I am it.

 

buy me a milkshake.

I don't know what a milkshake is.

 

Listen to music !

No sound here

 

 

take a bath!

I already took one

 

HATE ME!