I already lent it out.

 

Can you help me paint my nails?

No, I'm a horrible nail-painter.

 

Will you help me with my homework?

My brain fell out.

 

Will you hand this in for me?

No, I have no hands.

 

Give me an excuse.

No.

 

Tell me no.

Yes.

 

Shut up.

I'm under a spell.

 

Kick me.

*slaps*

 

Don't tell me your name!

NO, I'M TOO NOT BUSY!

 

Don't slap me!

*slaps*

 

Snap yo fingers.

I only have toes.

 

snap your toes.

I only have fingers.

 

Take out the garbage.

I ONLY HAVE TOES, DONT YOU REMEMBER?

 

Give me your fingers.

No, your toes are working well for you.

 

Go run a mile.

My toes are sore from doing everything.

 

Carry me a mile.

Can't, I have to go cook dinner.

 

Quit Coldplaying.

But I have to learn how to type with my toes!

 

Cook me some food.

Cook it yourself.

 

Make me stop eating these Reese's. :fat:

My dog ate it.

 

Go to school.

i'm too old to go to school.

 

cure my hiccups, please

I can't because I'm too busy curing cancer.

 

Walk the dog.

I can't walk.

 

Go away.

I'm glued to the air.

 

Tell me a story.

can't im a deaf mute

 

make me some pancakes

The kitchen is being painted.

 

Help me carry this?