I have no arms.

 

Take a shower.

I can't, I don't smell like rotten potatoes yet

 

 

 

give me a money

I haz no moneyz cause I have no job :(

 

LISTEN TO COLDPLAY.. NOW

but i have no coldplay songs on my itunes.

 

 

turn down your music.

is not that loud

 

can u change your avi?

No, I like this one.

 

Tell me you love me!

But my mother said to always tell the truth!

 

Why are you giving me this to carry?

Because I'm lazy, that's why.

 

Can you make me some popcorn?

I can pop 'em mushrooms instead.

 

 

Are you cheating with me?

I was drunk!

 

Why are you drinking so much?

The voices told me to.

 

Why aren't you doing work?

I'm on my break.

 

Why are you eating in my room?

Why not eat in your room?

 

 

Why aren't I doing work right now?

Because it's Saturday.

 

Why didn't you tell him that?

because he didn't ask

 

Why do you like Coldplay so much ?

Because I said so.

 

What happened to your homework?

The dog ate it

 

Why are you on coldplaying ?

Because Chris Martin. That's it.

 

Why did you do that?

You told me to.

 

Why did you tell me to do that?

Because Coldplay told me to tell you.

 

Why did Coldplay tell me to tell you that?

Because Phil told them to.

 

Why was Phil even there?

Because he was kidnapped.

 

Give me a cookie.

I ate them all.

 

Come pet my kitty.

I'm allergic.

 

Compliment me.

Can't, I'm studying.

 

Help me.