January 29, 201016 yr 1. Do I mean lets make a thread with 42 jokes in it or jokes with the punchline being 42? hmmmmmmmm:confused::confused::confused::\:\:\:\:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:
January 29, 201016 yr :confused:..erhh. :thinking: how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb? 42. 41 to change the light bulb, and 1 to make a thread about it. ....?
January 29, 201016 yr :confused:..erhh. :thinking: how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb? 42. 41 to change the light bulb, and 1 to make a thread about it. ....? Wow, I actually laughed at that one. :lol:
January 29, 201016 yr I think that my english don't allow me to understand jokes in english... That's so sad! :(
January 29, 201016 yr I think that my english don't allow me to understand jokes in english... That's so sad! :( Perhaps if you read the translation? quantos sócios de coldplaying leva para mudar uma lâmpada incandescente? 42. 41 mudar a lâmpada incandescente e 1 fazer uma linha sobre isto. ....?
January 29, 201016 yr Perhaps if you read the translation? quantos sócios de coldplaying leva para mudar uma lâmpada incandescente? 42. 41 mudar a lâmpada incandescente e 1 fazer uma linha sobre isto. ....? OMG!! Thank you very muchh!! Now, I understood!!! :lol: I never heard this before "Light bulb". Thank you again!!!:D
January 29, 201016 yr Author :confused:..erhh. :thinking: how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb? 42. 41 to change the light bulb, and 1 to make a thread about it. ....? Best joke so far.
January 29, 201016 yr OMG!! Thank you very muchh!! Now, I understood!!! :lol: I never heard this before "Light bulb". Thank you again!!!:D Your welcome. :nice:
January 29, 201016 yr Wee jokes! :dance: Okay let's see... A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday. :uhoh:
January 29, 201016 yr Wee jokes! :dance: Okay let's see... A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday. :uhoh: :laugh3::laugh3: thats a good one .
January 29, 201016 yr Wee jokes! :dance: Okay let's see... A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday. :uhoh: Goood! I like it!!!:laugh3:
January 29, 201016 yr Author I have a better one: A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 42 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.
January 30, 201016 yr ok child: mum, what the fuck is that thing? mum: its bean soup child: I dont wanna know what it´s been. i wanna know what it is now don´t kick me
January 30, 201016 yr i told you: don´t kick me. it´s a joke, but its bad. really bad. at least say: ha!
January 30, 201016 yr How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop? 42. (No shit, Sherlock)
January 30, 201016 yr ok child: mum, what the fuck is that thing? mum: its bean soup child: I dont wanna know what it´s been. i wanna know what it is now don´t kick me it's a good joke.
January 30, 201016 yr here's my joke... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs]YouTube- Indian Superman[/ame]
January 30, 201016 yr Author How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop? 42. (No shit, Sherlock) you smart, you make 42 centered joke. Keep up the good work kids!
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