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Valentines Day is around the corner... who's excited?!

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REMEMBER? we just laughed (remember, it was out LOUD), and then we said something like: Boo hoo, I just wish everyone would like me. Because that's all I care about. And then we did imaginary things, because we don't exist :confused:

oh right. that was supa fun :heart:

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oh noes eric.

the best critic around said your poems are bad

what are you gonna do now? kill yourself? stop writing? not care?

 

Yeah that was my aim, to stop him writing poems, get a grip.

oh noes eric.

the best critic around said your poems are bad

what are you gonna do now? kill yourself? stop writing? not care?

 

I'll probably do all those things except for 90% of them because I'm confused what I do 90% of the time. :disappointed: maybe if I try harder to please them, it will make me happy :cheesy: !

It really is <3

 

You must live a sad life. :nice:

:blush:

 

sex

 

:disappointed: now the poem has more like 93% sex :thinking:

sexo

 

i have sex

he has sex

we have sex

orgy.

 

omg this is liek totally better than all the poems I ever hurdz

 

except that one where you said "i love you" ...........

 

 

 

it was dirty :surprised:

 

That's a strange assumption.

 

Why's that? I just figure that maybe you're trying to feel better about yourself by putting other people down.

I think I will go to bed now

 

 

 

to bed

 

 

helllooooo to BEEEEEEEd

 

the place where people usually have SEX:sweatdrop:

sesso

sexo

sex

sex - german

ssssssss ex.

 

every language i know.

i need french now

Why's that? I just figure that maybe you're trying to feel better about yourself by putting other people down.

 

I've been told this before by people who only see me posting towards people I don't really like, I don't do it in any other medium I just think it's "fun"

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:lol: you guys literally just spammed a thread with the word 'sex' in like every post xD

 

 

Stop :mean: we call it 'intercourse'...omg... i'm gonna start saying 'intercourse'

 

 

Adventureland :awesome:

I think I will go to bed now

 

 

 

to bed

 

 

helllooooo to BEEEEEEEd

 

the place where people usually have SEX:sweatdrop:

goodnight

 

sex ♥

"friendliness vaporized like dry ice in my hands" I lol'd

 

i'm surprised you read (my poems)

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Intercourse :whip:

goodnight

 

it's boring, but

sex:cheesy:

 

Geschlechtsverkehr

miteinander schlafen

vögeln

ficken

bäämsen

bumsen

i'm surprised you read (my poems)

 

Well they're so hilariously bad and the fact that you post them on the internet is amazing.

 

Will you write me one?

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