Anti-Anti-Cult

[Reilly]

Don't ask questions shuckstard's :thinking:

[an angel]

Now we're going to need an Anti-Anti-Anti-Cult. :blank:

[Matter-Eater Lad]

This thread just blew my mind.

[Reilly]

This thread made me trip :bomb:

[Electric.Candy]

Again, why shouldn't we ask questions? :thinking:

[Destrokk]

:blank:

 

I'm going back to the Coldplay section.

[Electric.Candy]

O wait, I can ask questions because I'm not in the Cult :evil:

[Reilly]

:blank:

 

I'm going back to the Coldplay section.

 

And stay there :evil2:

 

O wait, I can ask questions because I'm not in the Cult :evil:

 

No questions! This thread is basically the cult!

 

We'll hunt you down child :thinking:

[Destrokk]

But.. they're all so fangirly :bigcry:

[Reilly]

Then join the Cult :blank:

[Destrokk]

I'm in the Cult. :blank:

[an angel]

Reilly since when do you have any authority? :mean:

[Reilly]

Since never :thinking:

[Destrokk]

He just suggested.

[noonsun]

I'm in the Cult. :blank:

 

Noooo, you're in just plain Cult. THIS is THE cult. WE are CULT.

[an angel]

No one gave you permission to make this thread or make suggestions. Briggins is going to kill you next, Reilly. :evil:

[Reilly]

Ef you motherhubbard :anxious:

[Destrokk]

Oh noes.

[an angel]

This is why you should join Anti-Cult. You have no human rights in Cult. :sad:

[MrMagpie]

Reilly cannot die.

[Reilly]

I don't want human rights! :thinking:

 

That's the whole beauty of Cult, after spending our entire lives having to waste braincells thinking of what to do next, whether to sneeze or go to the bathroom, now we have the infinite leader to tell us exactly what to do! It's beautiful :sweat:

[an angel]

I don't want human rights! :thinking:

 

That's the whole beauty of Cult, after spending our entire lives having to waste braincells thinking of what to do next, whether to sneeze or go to the bathroom, now we have the infinite leader to tell us exactly what to do! It's beautiful :sweat:

 

But it's all so he can manipulate you! Don't you see? Open your eyes, child!

[Reilly]

Great! Let him manipulate me!

 

Finally I don't have to make those gruelling decisions in life like whether to have toast or bagels in the morning. Briggs decides it all! :awesome:

[MrMagpie]

We are eating toast every day this week.

[Reilly]

Sweet! :nice:

 

But uh Briggs, I must say, the Cult living in a Coldplay forum, and the fangirlish Vida thing, it's made me a bit nervous :anxious: But I won't ask questions sir :blank: