Yeah ... because that worked so good on the other persons you supposedly killed. *scared* Boo hoo.

 

So now that you're not afraid of me killing you, will you please unlock me from this closet? :disappointed:

Oh and I see that you're cheating on me with Marie. You bitch. :shifty:

So now that you're not afraid of me killing you, will you please unlock me from this closet? :disappointed:

Oh and I see that you're cheating on me with Marie. You bitch. :shifty:

 

You two had something?! IMKE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

She was my soulmate! :bigcry:

That explains your performance. :sad:

 

No that was different, I wanted to obliterate your coochie packin my 3 incher :awesome:

 

Oh my god, so what we had was fake? :bigcry:

I'm done talking to you Reilly :snobby:

 

MEH!

 

I lost a sale :disappointed:

She was my soulmate! :bigcry:

 

Oh, I had no idea :sad: She's all yours again now. :kiss:

 

No that was different, I wanted to obliterate your coochie packin my 3 incher :awesome:

 

 

 

MEH!

 

I lost a sale :disappointed:

 

*ignores Reilly*

I'm off to college, peeps, have a good orgy :kiss:

WELL YOU NEVER SAID YES EITHER :snobby:

 

YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED!

 

So now that you're not afraid of me killing you, will you please unlock me from this closet? :disappointed:

Oh and I see that you're cheating on me with Marie. You bitch. :shifty:

 

It's not my closet, I don't have keys.

 

You two had something?! IMKE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

 

WE HAD NO CHEMISTRY! I took my pants off for her and she didn't care. :disappointed:

 

She was my soulmate! :bigcry:

 

I TOOK MY FRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

No that was different, I wanted to obliterate your coochie packin my 3 incher :awesome:

 

I feel used. :disappointed:

 

I'm off to college, peeps, have a good orgy :kiss:

 

Bye, wank­er. :kiss:

The least you could do is try and rescue me. :disappointed:

Whatever, we're through. :snobby:

Fine, I'm not joining Anti-Cult then ... although Reilly's attempt to convert me to the cult sucked. :shifty:

Fine, I'm not joining Anti-Cult then ... although Reilly's attempt to convert me to the cult sucked. :shifty:

 

I didn't suck on anything :thinking:

 

Oh, oh right... oh :disappointed:

Fine, I'm not joining Anti-Cult then ... although Reilly's attempt to convert me to the cult sucked. :shifty:

 

Fuck you, traitor. :mean:

I didn't suck on anything :thinking:

 

Oh, oh right... oh :disappointed:

 

Well, neither did I, maybe that's our problem.

 

Fuck you, traitor. :mean:

 

I TOOK MY FRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

We need a sex councillor :shame:

Is the councelling free for cult members?

Uhm.... yeaaa :anxious:

I TOOK MY FRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

 

But I thought we both agreed that our love was beyond sex! :disappointed:

But I thought we both agreed that our love was beyond sex! :disappointed:

 

HA! :lol: Anti-culters are such gays lol :nice:

Uhm.... yeaaa :anxious:

 

I think I'm in then. :anxious:

 

But I thought we both agreed that our love was beyond sex! :disappointed:

 

That was before angry sex. :angry:

I think I'm in then. :anxious:

 

SALE :awesome:

 

Proceed: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69090 :nice:

This CULT changed :bigcry:

I think I'm in then. :anxious:

 

 

 

That was before angry sex. :angry:

 

You're such a whore! :disappointed:

SALE :awesome:

 

Proceed: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69090 :nice:

 

Ok ... so who's our counsellor? :anxious:

 

You're such a whore! :disappointed:

 

SO WHAT?

This CULT changed :bigcry:

 

Come join us Em :mellow:

 

Don't you hate making decisions?! :thinking:

 

Well, just make one more, and come to the Cult, and then you'll never have to to worry about decisions again :nice:

 

Step into the light! :awesome:

Anti-Cult has free cookies. :smartass: