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PLEASE EXPLAIN CULT TO ME, CUN­TS

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Ok ... so who's our counsellor? :anxious:

 

I'll see about making an appointment with someone :anxious:

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Anti-Cult has free cookies. :smartass:

 

Next you're gonna tell me spamming is better than sex. :awesome:

 

I'll see about making an appointment with someone :anxious:

 

You have someone in mind? :anxious:

Next you're gonna tell me spamming is better than sex. :awesome:

 

It's better than having sex with you, anyway. :shifty:

Come join us Em :mellow:

 

Don't you hate making decisions?! :thinking:

 

Well, just make one more, and come to the Cult, and then you'll never have to to worry about decisions again :nice:

 

Step into the light! :awesome:

 

:wacko:

 

Hmmmm keep talking Reilly, I may be swayed by your manly charms :charming:

Next you're gonna tell me spamming is better than sex. :awesome:

 

 

 

You have someone in mind? :anxious:

 

Yeah sure, yep. I sure do. Yep. :smug:

 

:anxious:

 

:wacko:

 

Hmmmm keep talking Reilly, I may be swayed by your manly charms :charming:

 

Ef yeah! As well as manly charms I got lucky ones too :awesome:

 

cereal.jpg

 

^New BIGGER Marshmellows :wink2:

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It's better than having sex with you, anyway. :shifty:

 

How do you know? You never let me touch you. :sad:

 

Yeah sure, yep. I sure do. Yep. :smug:

 

:anxious:

 

:wreck: Oh god please ... no.

:wreck: Oh god please ... no.

 

I know, it's the best I could do :disappointed:

How do you know? You never let me touch you. :sad:

 

You never asked. :surprised:

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I know, it's the best I could do :disappointed:

 

As long as he doesn't get to watch. :sick:

 

You never asked. :surprised:

 

I TOOK MY FRRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

Ef yeah! As well as manly charms I got lucky ones too :awesome:

 

cereal.jpg

 

^New BIGGER Marshmellows :wink2:

 

Hmmm... your marshmallows are gonna have to be bigger than that to impress me :thinking:

 

Kelsie, stop sucking fish :snobby:

I TOOK MY FRRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

 

Pics or it didn't happen. :thinking:

 

Kelsie, stop sucking fish :snobby:

 

:disappointed:

 

I thought you loved me. :cry:

As long as he doesn't get to watch. :sick:

 

Er... I think we're gonna have a problem then... :anxious:

 

Hmmm... your marshmallows are gonna have to be bigger than that to impress me :thinking:

 

p1000754jpg.jpg

 

:charming:

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Pics or it didn't happen. :thinking:

 

I thought shouting it a million times would make it real. :thinking:

 

Er... I think we're gonna have a problem then... :anxious:

 

Fine ... we might as well let the whole forum watch then. :shifty:

:disappointed:

 

I thought you loved me. :cry:

 

I DO LOVE YOU :charming:

 

But your such a whore :disappointed: How can I trust you? :bigcry:

 

p1000754jpg.jpg

 

:charming:

 

WOAH :freak: Tooo big... how am I supposed to fit that in my mouth??? :freak:

 

:thinking: ...... Ok, sold. I'm back on the darkside :escaping:

 

Fine ... we might as well let the whole forum watch then. :shifty:

 

:wideeyed:

I DO LOVE YOU :charming:

 

But your such a whore :disappointed: How can I trust you? :bigcry:

 

 

 

WOAH :freak: Tooo big... how am I supposed to fit that in my mouth??? :freak:

 

:thinking: ...... Ok, sold. I'm back on the darkside :escaping:

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

 

I'm no whore! :disappointed:

 

Damn you for joining Cult.

Meh, I cant be bothered to change my sig AGAIN :freak:

So to sum it up, who did Reilly convince to join the cult and who stayed on the bright side?

He got Imke to join the dark side. :disappointed:

Em's on the damned Cult she's just too lazy to change her sig :thinking:

Sig's mean nothing :thinking:

 

I mean look at mine!

You mean nothing, Reilly :snobby:

Marie you mean everything :heart:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYZyinAcnOA]YouTube- YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME NEIL SEDAKA WITH LYRICS[/ame]

 

Join Cult :wideeyed:

No, I don't fall for that kind of thing. :kiss:

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