OMG :freak: What is up with the guy's crotches in the pictures of the men underwear models???

I don't often look at these pictures, so I really can't answer that.

What are you doing looking at them? :lol:

Yeah! Seriously, women are gross. When I see a victoria secret commercial, I sure as hell ain't looking at the women's breasts.

I saw one once, the model had some gnarly packaging.

I don't like to look at penises though.

What are you doing looking at them? :lol:

 

I saw one once, the model had some gnarly packaging.

 

I dunno. :shy:

 

Exactly, though!! Their crotches are abnormally huge. XD

I don't like to look at penises though.

 

My bff wants to know if manequins have penises. XD So far, she's found one that has. :lol:

really? damnit, then I demand that female manequins have working vaginas.

I'm not sure if they work...:uhoh: You can go try it out and see how that works though. :P

I think I've got 2 personalities in one body :uhoh:

 

I suspect one is a triple-poster. :P

 

I FEEL YOUR PAIN SISTAH.

 

Although to be honest I usually just wear straight T-shirts so it isn't so much of a problem finding stuff that fits per se, mainly because a) my dad hates malls and won't take me to malls, b) I am not going clothes shopping with my like 60-something father and c) um... I don't know, I'm just terrible at shopping, like period. But otherwise I feel your pain, it's like, dude I'm fucking 16 why don't I have any boobs? :blank:

 

SISTAH, MAH SISTER. :heart:

 

Especially when all you seem to notice is people with bigger boobs. It's like, "WHYYYY?"

 

It's like, who cares if she has small tits. If she has the right friends, they won't care. If she meets the right guy, he won't give a shit what size they are, he'll love her for who she is. Her family won't care because they're her family and they already love her for who she is. Anyone who makes any comment is just some pathetic low-life who's opinion isn't worth bollocks.

 

Tits are tits, they're fucking amazing whatever size they come in. Hurrah for breasts!

 

BREASTS AROUND THE WORLD, UNITE!

 

I care ><

 

...you do make a good point, I'm just another insecure teen tho. This is true but. This is the only thing I have to complain about, and I have gotten advice for self-esteem boosting.

 

Let this be a thread for... simply that, self-esteem boosting. :heart:

Oh...haha I read that wrong. XD

I'm not sure if they work...:uhoh: You can go try it out and see how that works though. :P

s'all right, Matt Bellamy's already tested it out for me. No dice.

Matt Bellamy? :wacky:

I saw a documentary in BBCA about dudes who buy manequins and have sex with them :uhoh:

 

But they like keep them and dress them up and talk to them as if they were real..

Wasn't Mark featured in that?

OMG YEAH I SAW HIM :cheesy:

I saw a documentary in BBCA about dudes who buy manequins and have sex with them :uhoh:

 

But they like keep them and dress them up and talk to them as if they were real..

 

Erm... freaky. I guess that's their little fetish though. :wtf:

It was funny, one guy invited his girlfriend for the first time and it what his birthday, all of his manequins where sitting with party hats on the table with cake.

Infront of the camera she said "Nope, I have no problems at all with this"

But then when it ended the guy who was documenting said "Tim's girlfriend left him after the party"

 

I so trolololol'ed.

Their was a pretty good movie I saw about a guy who was under the delusion that his girlfriend (a sex doll) was a real person.

^^ Guess it would have been better for him to break it to her not at his birthday party with party mannequins.

 

Geez, that would be weird. I don't really see what a mannequin has over a real person but hey :shrug:

Yeah, that movie was.." some guys name - and the real girl".. I forgot.

 

I edited, i meant she broke up with him after the party.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_Real_Girl

^dat.

 

This isn't the first boobies thread if I recall correctly... :thinking:

Chris how big are your boobehz? :awesome:

I've had a few :embarrassed:

THIS BIG!!! *holds up hands*