April 15, 201016 yr Thanks for that! :lol: :lol: :lol: Never heard these but then those jokes only work in English... thanks for sticking that song into my mind btw :bomb: :uhoh:
April 15, 201016 yr hahahaha I like math pick up lines :wacky: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. :charming:
April 15, 201016 yr Author hahahaha I like math pick up lines :wacky: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. :charming: Biology ones are awesome :awesome: I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans :charming: my chess friend says "Be a queen and mate me with your knight moves" and then there's "I'll do you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long" :charming: "I wish I was an adenine so that I could get paired with U"
April 15, 201016 yr Author um... gah I used to know tons of these "If we form a singularity tonight it could be a big bang"
April 15, 201016 yr You really use these pickup lines to flirt? :P I guess it's useful if you wanna date a mathematician or a biologist :wacky:
April 15, 201016 yr Author You really use these pickup lines to flirt? :P I guess it's useful if you wanna date a mathematician or a biologist :wacky: Hah, no, I might though as a joke if I date a geek, and if somebody used them on me I would probably think it was really cute just because most of them are so ridiculous.
April 15, 201016 yr Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos i can see myself in your pants :charming: /I learned this one in Biology last year :wacky: /sorta related :wacky:
April 15, 201016 yr Author A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given the same problem: "Prove whether or not it is true that every odd number greater than one is a prime." The mathematician says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, but 9 is not a prime. Therefore this conjecture is false." The physicist says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime, 11 is a prime, and 13 is a prime. This conjecture is true in five out of six cases, it must be true." The engineer says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime..."
April 15, 201016 yr Author I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart:
April 15, 201016 yr I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart: :cheesy:!
April 15, 201016 yr I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart: I know, great feeling innit? :heart:Ignore Button:heart:
April 15, 201016 yr A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given the same problem: "Prove whether or not it is true that every odd number greater than one is a prime." The mathematician says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, but 9 is not a prime. Therefore this conjecture is false." The physicist says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime, 11 is a prime, and 13 is a prime. This conjecture is true in five out of six cases, it must be true." The engineer says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime...":lol: :heart: Again, I love this thread! Anyone knows more? :shy:
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