He's not posting in here, is he? :uhoh:

 

More like he can't:smug:

That new feature is great :nice: I might even use it :wacko:

I know, great feeling innit?

 

:heart:Ignore Button:heart:

this.

 

 

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first one replies, 'I'm positive.'

 

 

 

 

that's not as good as your ones though D:

this.

 

 

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first one replies, 'I'm positive.'

 

 

 

 

that's not as good as your ones though D:

 

That one's a classic :lol:

"An engineer thinks his equations are approximate to reality. A physicist thinks reality is approximate to his equations. A mathematician doesn't give a shit" :cheesy:!!!

 

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he'll have some water and Descrtes says, "I think not!" He disappears.

 

and then there's another one which isn't a proper joke... it just goes "Let epsilon be less than zero..." :lol:

What's the nipple's erector muscle?

 

 

 

The tongue.

 

 

Umm math..yeah...not for me thanks :uhoh:

HAHAHAHAHAHA <3

I love nerdy jokes :awesome:

What did the antibody go to the Halloween costume party as?

 

As an "immunogobulin"

 

hahahahaha

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. :heart:

*runs off to google*

 

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. 'Hey, baby', he says, 'my VM or yours?'. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. 'Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast?'. After a quick slapping, he too walks back. The Float then ambles over casually. 'Were those two primitive types bothering you?', he remarks. 'Yes. I'm so glad you're here', she says. 'They just had no Class!'

 

 

I laughed. :|

hahahahaha ;__________;

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CAN'T TOUCH THIS

 

 

 

TROLOLOLOLOL

 

HAHAHA!!! :laugh3:

 

That's amazing!

 

 

 

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. :charming:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: all of these jokes are awesome :wacky:

What did the antibody go to the Halloween costume party as?

 

As an "immunogobulin"

 

I should be ashamed of myself, I don't get it.

I mean, antibodies are the same as Ig's D: