Oh dear. That doesn't sound fun at all.

It's not. :( However, since the invention of the whore, I have been spared a life-time of blue-ball! Let us celebrate the whore! :D

:awesome:

what's a blue ball

what's a blue ball

 

 

 

 

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I hope this informative video helps you. :)

The things I've learned that I didn't want to know about. :blank:

Had to learn sometime!

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I hope this informative video helps you. :)

I don't need its help on anything but thanks anyway :nice:

no click the link, silly :nice:

I refuse.

 

I wouldn't fall asleep around your friend then, with a tongue that long who knows where he could put it. :(

 

I have an idea. ;3

*gasp* he could put his tongue in your...in your.....shoes! :disappointed::sick:

eeew

 

*gasp* he could put his tongue in your...in your.....shoes! :disappointed::sick:

 

He has. :disappointed:

What a trooper.

 

some lonely night we can get together

and i'm gonna tie your wrists with leather

and drill a tiny hole into your head .

 

 

I like it rough too. :wink3:

xD

it's not my fault that the sensation of my hair being pulled feels nice Dx

If my friends were Emma Watson and Jessica Alba I would encourage them to listen to this thread.

I heard Jessica Alba was a bitch. D:

I don't care. She could be the biggest bitch in the world and I'd still make her breakfast.

And she'd make you wear it. =P

I don't care. I'd wipe it off and make it again.

And then what?

Sex. :wacko:

:awesome:

You can uh...you can join us...:wink3:

 

Or you can hold teh video camera!

Pseudonym stop talking about sex :sad: It's just not a good look for you.

he always talks abt sex.

Yeah but does he have to do it when I'm eating? :thinking: