Every time Gwyneth Paltrow appears in a movie God kills a kitten

 

...stop the slaughter of kittens

Gwyneth Paltrow as ruined the following movies;

 

Love Don’t Let Me Down (2010) Kelly Canter

Iron Man 2 (2010) Pepper Potts

Two Lovers (2008) Michelle Rausch

Iron Man (2008) Pepper Potts

Classical Baby (I’m Grown Up Now): The Poetry Show (2008) (TV)

The Good Night (2007) Dora Shaller

Running with Scissors (2006) Hope Finch

Love and Other Disasters (2006) Hollywood Jacks

Infamous (2006) Kitty Dean

Proof (2005) Catherine

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) Polly Perkins

Sylvia (2003) Sylvia Plath

View from the Top (2003) Donna Jensen

Possession (2002) Maud Bailey

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Gwyneth Paltrow / Dixie Normous (‘Austinpussy”)

Shallow Hal (2001) Rosemary

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) Margot Tenenbaum

The Anniversary Party (2001) Skye Davidson

Bounce (2000) Abby Janello

Duets (2000) Liv

The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) Marge Sherwood

Shakespeare in Love (1998) Viola De Lesseps

A Perfect Murder (1998) Emily Bradford Taylor

Hush (1998) Helen Baring

Great Expectations (1998) Estella

Sliding Doors (1998) Helen Quilley

Emma (1996) Emma Woodhouse

The Pallbearer (1996) Julie DeMarco

Hard Eight (1996) Clementine

Moonlight and Valentino (1995) Lucy Trager

Se7en (1995) Tracy Mills

Jefferson in Paris (1995) Patsy Jefferson

Higher Learning (1995) (uncredited) Student

Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994) Paula Hunt

Flesh and Bone (1993) Ginnie

Malice (1993) Paula Bell

Deadly Relations (1993) (TV) Carol Ann Fagot Applegarth Holland

Cruel Doubt (1992) (TV) Angela Pritchard

Hook (1991) Young Wendy

Shout (1991) Rebecca

Gwyneth Paltrow is the reason why lucifer decided to become satan.

Gwyneth Paltrow shot John Lennon.

Gwyneth Paltrow killed JFK.

Gwyneth Paltrow poisoned the KFC guy.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the real witch of Narnia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay I stop now :P

Every time Gwyneth Paltrow writes something Stephanie Myer feels better about her books.

LOLZ BURN.

 

When Gwyneth goes on the red carpet with a revealing dress, the fat girl from Precious feels better about her body.

Gwyneth Paltrow killed JFK.

 

No... JFK's subconscious knew Gwyneth Paltrow was going be in Iron Man and commited suicide by forcing itself to explode.

^ Exactly what I mean.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow started racism.

Gwyneth Paltrow got a splinter in her finger

 

when she got it out it called her scrawny and walked away.

Gwyneth Paltrow pulled Leonardo Dicaprio into the water in Titanic.

The clothes that Winona stole from Saks were items Gwyneth had put on hold.

Gwyneth Paltrow made Peter Pan grow up and become Robin Williams.

Because of Gwyneth Paltrow Rick Astley gave up.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow said to the Disney company to make teenage programming on Disney Channel.

Gwyneth Paltrow was talking about her life on the side of the Titanic and she created so much heavy Smug that it made the Titanic trip and sink.

This is a little to harsh, but Gwyneth Paltrow planned 9/11.

Gwyneth Paltrow suggested Shrek sequels.

^too soon on that one

 

 

Spongebob Squarepants cant go jellyfishing anymore....

 

 

 

Goopy killed them all and sewed their dead bodies into a dress.

 

This is fun Gena.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow told George Lucas to make Star Wars 1,2 and 3.

And highly recommended to make a CGI film of the Clone Wars.

i know!

its like Facts about Chuck Norris but BETTER!!!!

 

Gwyneth plays a vital role in the enviornment combating global warming with her personality

INNORITE :awesome:

 

Gwyneth Paltrow pushed Dumbledore to make him fall.

Dementors starve to death when locked in a room with Gwyneth Paltrow