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Gooptard...

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i like his jawline

and eyes

and chin

and lips

and nosey

k ill stop

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I don't care what people say..

 

HE IS BEAUTIFUL/ kay I'll stop :shame:

WAIT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DISLIKING GOOPOOP.

 

I was thinking of making a thread for Will's and Jonny's wife :sleep:

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oh know here comes the back lash

 

 

wait ...fooorr iiiiitttt....

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i guess we'll wait till tomorow no ones really here

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Anette made a thread for Jonny and Wills wives

 

...i suspect mockery/spite was an incentive... all thought it will be nice to learn a bit about the other bandmembers like that

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Can this woman do no wrong? I mean, she's beautiful, a talented actress, dresses well, has her own website and cookbook, has the world's most perfect husband AND NOW SHE CAN SING!

 

yes

not by any definition of the word

did you see her in Sylvia? i wanted to launch a tamahawk at the fucking screen!

since when is a nearly middleaged woman being perma-saggy/braless "well dressed"

unfortunately

skinny cooks cant be trusted... and what?A book o' recipies on vinegar and olive oil "cleanses"

well ...yeah :D

and FUCK NO!

 

...that is all

In all seriousness, she can not sing, I think she's just doing to add it to her "Perfect" life.

Like srsly, no gawd, nooo.

 

She isn't beautiful, she is but with a load of makeup, that is pretty much a mask.

Have you seen her without her mask?.. ewww.

 

She's not an good actress at all, she acts very well of just one character; "The girl next door, that is really a total slut"

 

Dresses well?.. one, just because she used brand name clothing doesn't mean that it's good clothing. Two, why are you to decide that she dresses well?.. our taste can not be bad or good.

 

Her website sucks, it's just like a blog of a stupid 13 year old girl that talks about her life, like who can really afford all of her crap?.. plus, who would want to have the same life style as Goopoop?..

 

Her food is crap.

 

Perfect husband?.. Yes yes.

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copy cat

haha jk :p

points well made but try not to direct it so much towards lovers in nj cuz she seems nice and im sure she didnt mean to make me start wretching with her thoughts on goopeth

 

(i dont have beef with her just throwin that out there)

...although i did have beef for dinner... that shit was delicious!

No, it's totally directed to Goopewp.

 

I do not like her.

This is random, but just now for my moms health class she has to watch a video on Gywenth Paltrows eating habbits on youtube for homework, and I keep on saying "no mom don't watch it..."

 

POCKETS IZ KEWL.

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http://goop.com/newsletter/66/en/

 

GWYNETH PALTROW IS A TERRORIST.

 

"I'm back with my my underpaid bitchboy/servant main man Legrose"

 

and holy fuck she's emaciated how has chris not gotten a puncture wound i mean holy crap

"I'm back with my my underpaid bitchboy/servant main man Legrose"

 

and holy fuck she's emaciated how has chris not gotten a puncture wound i mean holy crap

 

HAHAHALOLZ.

 

Maybe she's trying to poison Chris.. noooo :bigcry:

WAI JERRY WAAAAAAAAI, NO SHE'Z GUNNA KILL YEW.

 

gwyneth-paltrow-baby-buggy-jessica-seinfeld-05.jpg

 

Ew her faceh.

why haven't i seen this thread before:thinking:....i don't like her either....although she did give Chris 2 beautiful kids, that's the only thing that explains why god made her....

In all seriousness, she can not sing, I think she's just doing to add it to her "Perfect" life.

Like srsly, no gawd, nooo.

 

Dresses well?.. one, just because she used brand name clothing doesn't mean that it's good clothing. Two, why are you to decide that she dresses well?.. our taste can not be bad or good.

 

Her website sucks, it's just like a blog of a stupid 13 year old girl that talks about her life, like who can really afford all of her crap?.. plus, who would want to have the same life style as Goopoop?..

 

Her food is crap.

 

Perfect husband?.. Yes yes.

 

:thumbsup: exactly Anette

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why haven't i seen this thread before:thinking:....i don't like her either....although she did give Chris 2 beautiful kids, that's the only thing that explains why god made her....

 

because it its like the entrance to hogwarts.... you gotta believe

This is my Gryffindor <3

 

The gwyneth thread is like Slytherin.

:laugh3: I do believe Viva Child in the uprising against the Goopeh (sorry i don't know your name:()

oooh Anette and Viva are Gryffindors, house of the brave for having the courage to start this thread:smug:.......you both better stay away from my wonwon when he's looking all adorable in the common room:blush: OKAY??:P

My mind isn't working properly.....that was totally lame:blank:, i need sleep:anxious:

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haha malfloy looks like he could be gwyneths child ...acts like it too

 

of coarse there is a problem with this theory

 

 

 

everyone knows goopesite do reproduce like that, a piece of the goopeth splits off and mutates into a new goopeth

 

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